First update I've had from Alan in months - i thought he had kicked the bucket:
You have received a letter from Alan, the Donkey, who was sponsored in your name.
Alan is well, as are his wife and children. His brother Peter is dead. Alan appears in fine spirits, despite everything, and has been sniffing around his dead brother's widow, paying particular attention to her posterior
You have received a letter from Alan, the Donkey, who was sponsored in your name.
Alan is well, as are his wife and children. His brother Peter is dead. Alan appears in fine spirits, despite everything, and has been sniffing around his dead brother's widow, paying particular attention to her posterior