Torn's Beloved Donkey

Started by JDWV [2029519] on 18 Oct 2023 in General Discussion.

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JDWV [2029519] 18 Oct 2023, 12:40 TCT · #1

I've not seen an update in months from my

Did our dear friend pass away? Is he off on majestic adventures? Did Autistic Dragon ride him off into the sunset?

WHERE IS HE?!?!

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Missing but not forgotten.

ZingingCutie23 [2642067] 18 Oct 2023, 13:03 TCT · #2

You have received a letter from Alan, the Donkey, who was sponsored in your name.
Alan is well, as are his wife and children. His brother Peter is dead. Alan appears in fine spirits, despite everything, and has been sniffing around his dead brother's widow, paying particular attention to her posterior.

Asemov [2270413] 18 Oct 2023, 14:10 TCT · #3

Last action

5 days ago

2-3 days till he checks in on the forums again.

ImNerdy [2621213] 18 Oct 2023, 15:09 TCT · #4

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Shooby [2510470] 18 Oct 2023, 15:10 TCT · #5

Probably using his last braincell to do super villain activities.

Tarzan [2753285]18 Oct 2023, 15:36 TCT · #6

The updates definitely have become more sporadic but I'm till getting on average 1 per 2 months.

JDWV [2029519] 21 Oct 2023, 21:39 TCT · #7

I haven't seen any forever. Maybe it's because I have it in my display?

flare [2195157] Officer Officer 21 Oct 2023, 21:48 TCT · #8

Shouldn't be an issue. Thought the same until I got one recently despite mine being in my display.

19:15:13 - 16/10/23
Update at the Donkey Sanctuary!
Alan, the Donkey, received his vaccinations today! This is the first time in three years that he has been vaccinated hypodermically, with our local veterinarian having to employ a diamond-tipped syringe to pierce Alan's freakishly thick hide.