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skullreaction [2878662]
ok so, ever wondered:
"how fat can a tornizen get?"

im here to solve your problem!!

now, with the new models of candy, behind them there are nutrition labels that let me calculate easily on how much tornizens can eat
right now, chocolate truffles are the most calorie-packed candy, although chocolate box might be more
the model says that it has 280 calories per bag; let's follow that
so, the base cooldown is 24 hours, but with factions you can further that to 48; having professional metabolism from restaurant 10 star reduces booster cd gain by 25%

now, a chocolate truffle gives you like, 75 happy or something, we dont care about that

it has a 30 minute cooldown, but with our 10 star restaurant reduction, its 22.5 minutes instead

now, lets turn 48 hours into minutes, which is 2880
divide 2880 by 22.5, and you get...

...128 truffle bags

now, lets just multiply that by 280

because no one(?) likes math, lets chuck that through a calculator

BAM

38540 CALORIES
this is already enough to kill the average person through obesity and health problems, the sugar is most likely to give you diabetes (assuming you survive in the first place), multiple health complications, and don't get me started on the additives and preservatives

and no, i'm also going to calculate how many nuts you bust from an edvd too, soon enough