YO! Wassup guys! I hope every one of you is having a great day today! Here we will be posting anything to do with flying or flying Facts that TORN gives you. I will start!
Flying Facts Thread!
Started by Thebumblebeebo [3129419] on in Fun & Games.
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- Thebumblebeebo [3129419]
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Torn's most popular building is the Item Market, followed by the Bank, Duke's Loan Shark office and the Church. This indicates that people in Torn like to buy crap, then check their bank accounts, realize they're screwed, borrow money off … - MiniRuBy [2217725]
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The Chinese cut down 20 million trees a year to make chopsticks, which is yet another good reason why people should just give up and use a fork. - Ich-bin [2051567]
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In its history Torn's citizens have mugged over $10 trillion from each other, roughly equivalent to half of the GDP of the United States of America. Good work everyone.
One of the most common items found in Torn's city dump is a box of tissues. Nobody knows why this is, and few are interested in investigating.
How did you get your facts?
Dubai has two artificial islands located just off its shores, whereas Torn has literally thousands due to the high demand for Private Island residences. Torn so fancy!
You have to be level 15 and you need to go to the Travel Agency. There you can fly to other places and buy things cheap to bring back here and sell. While your flying random and sometimes hilarious facts show up that you can post here for fun!
In 2010 South Africa hosted the FIFA Soccer World Cup and it was a resounding success, except for those whose homes were bulldozed to make way for the stadia.
Torn has the highest concentration of millionaires on the planet, with players holding on average nearly $4million at any one time. However, this is mostly due to the value of the Torn dollar being roughly equivalent to a Zimbabwean penny.
The Chinese cut down 20 million trees a year to make chopsticks, which is yet another good reason why people should just give up and use a fork.
Tokyo's Tsukiji market sold the world's most expensive tuna at a whopping $3,100,000. In Torn, 85% of all meat labelled tuna is actually cat.
The very best hunters who progress to Advanced lessons in South Africa are permitted to shoot Rhino, Elephants, Hyenas and Gorillas. Alternatively you could just stay at home and shoot up a fancy dress party. There's bound to be someone dressed like an animal there.
Nobody is quite sure how most unconscious people make it to the Torn City Hospital for treatment. Some are delivered by friends, others by considerate attackers, but with fewer than twelve ambulances on call at once it remains a mystery as to who delivers the rest. Some have speculated a shadowy figure known as Friendly Derek is responsible, although what he gets out of it is anyone's guess.
Is your child making strange noises? Take it to the hospital. Is your car making strange noises? Take it on down to Vehicular Medical V2 run by Bumegg, the city's best mechanic shop by a country mile. If you need a tune up, a new spoiler, or your wife's brake lines cut for insurance purposes, Vehicular Medical V2 is all you need.
Cosmetic testing on animals is mandatory in China. Partially to protect humans, but mostly to make the animals look sexy.
In Churchill, Canada, residents are known to leave their cars unlocked to offer a hiding place for people who encounter polar bears. Torn's citizens leave their cars unlocked because it means at least their windows are intact when someone inevitably steals their stereo.
62,719 items have been purchased by Torn citizens in Canada today, which is stupid, as they could've just ordered all that crap on Amazon and stayed at home in their underpants.
My dream is to fly, like a rainbow - so high..
If you were to dig a hole deep enough in Argentina you would eventually reach China. Dig a hole deep enough in Torn and you'll only find corpses.
Local Senator Charles Worthington is most notably the only politician in Torn's history to have lasted more than three months without being assassinated.
Ciudad Juarez in Mexico is frequently referred to as the Murder Capital of the World, although they tend to leave this nickname off their tourist brochures.
Fl'hair is the finest hair-cuttery thingy place in town. Its Director is BADBADNOTGOOD, whose own hair is like the mane of a unicorn bathed in the tears of a thousand Disney princesses - by which I mean it's really nice.