I need some advice, my mother has found my piss draw and I have 24 hours to give an explanation that it isn’t what she thinks it is….
So far I’ve come up with it was some juice I spilt weeks ago and I didn’t know it tracked into the draw and it’s fermented over time, but I feel like she will see straight through this…
I’ll have to sleep in the garden for a week if she doesn’t believe me
Just be honest, sounds like a bit of a compulsive disorder. Chances are you'll grow out of it
Why do you have a piss draw?
Only a week?
It’s a long walk down stairs to the toilet and the wooden floor is cold, I don’t even want too.
To piss in, late at night when the floor is cold and I don’t wanna walk to the toilet
It’s the first time they’ve found it so only a week, I’m just lucky they didn’t look in my wardrobe..
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Your account is fifteen years and nine days old. Even if we made the likely erroneous assumption that you started it at age eight, well, you should be in your own place by now and pissing in your own (furniture) drawers if that’s what you feel inclined to do. Though it would be perfectly understandable if your landlord would put you out on the street, permanently, if you’re renting.
And if you’re younger than 23, then it’s highly likely that you did not create the account and instead acquired it from the original owner. Of course, that would be in violation of Torn’s terms and conditions.
I think you’re just trolling.
My mom told me that when she was a kid living with her parents, she would have a chamber pot under her bed that she could use in the middle of the night. Chamber pots are still used by people to this day (for instance, I have one in the car for long car trips), and it is nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about. It should not really cause any problems as long as the liquid is contained properly and not damaging the container, and the container is emptied and cleaned-out regularly. Also, I am 18 now, and still living with my parents because the rent is very high, and not everyone can afford to have their own place to live. My advice would probably be to do some research, and properly clean out the drawer (as well as any leaks, if there are any) to the best of your ability, and tell your mom the truth and apologize, instead of making an excuse that she would not believe, and explain why you were doing this, so she could better understand your motivations, and if she does not want you to pee in the drawer again in the future, ask her for a more-suitable container, such as a chamber pot, and take responsibility for cleaning it. I know this is a difficult and uncomfortable conversation to have, and I hope that she is understanding, and does not make you sleep in the garden.
Tell her the truth. Lying with such a story will just make things worse.
Put on socks if the floor is so cold.
Though How often do you have the urge to go in the night. Is it constant where you feel like you have to go even though you just did a short while ago. Maybe there is something going on.
Aye, fair few jobbies stacked in there laddy
Kids in stones shouldn’t throw glass houses
you haven’t accounted for Leap years either
Noted thank you for the helpful advice!
Can you recommend any particular type of Chamber pot?
also I have attempted to clean the draw but the acidity has caused some minor corrosion and it has leaked through the draw at some point as there is small staining on the floor
I’m not sure she will take it very well though seeing as I’ve denied this piss draw once already
I don’t particularly like the feel of socks and it’s a literal health and safety nightmare with smooth and slippery floors in the dark at night whilst under the stress of a full bladder
yeah all the time I try hold it in till the morning but sometimes it hurts and that’s when I go to the drawer
Have you tried drinking it?
ain't no way this isn't satire
Tip the draw out of the window onto the street like the good old days
Might have too if I say it’s juice, part of the reason I don’t wanna go with that excuse if I don’t have too
You’ve thrown me with the double negative
The piss draw is real