Simple game. Just explain a film, game or any other media plot badly.
Do provide a link if possible!
Examples:
Sort the Court - Tree stump shows up and demands double your networth.
Avengers: Endgame - Single father tries to end world hunger using rock collection.
Harry Potter - Grown man has unhealthy obsession with teenaged boy.
If you come to play for the $5mil reward, please post one (and only one) plot.
EDIT: Not mad about the guys that posted multiple, you just dont get any reward :P
Explain a plot badly (Reward: $5mil)
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Pokémon - a bunch of kids left home to abuse animals and fight against adults.
Titanic - Ship attacks Iceberg, loses.
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark - A archeologist does jack sh*t to stop Nazis from opening the Ark of the Covenant.
Dune - Everyone loses the war on drugs
Laurell K Hamilton's Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series:
A woman hates vampires so much that she ends up the queen of the local camarilla in a love dodecahedron of escalating moral decay.
Harry Potter: a young boy with a migraine goes to school to learn about how to avenge his parents' deaths
The Batman - A billionaire beats up the mentally ill to end civil corruption in his city.
Some oldies but goodies, 5-words only.
Mission Impossible: apparently, the mission was possible.
Star Wars: rebel wunderkind has daddy issues.
Avatar: Pochantas, only with blue aliens.
Groundhog Day: same day, over and over.
Romeo and Juliet: kids fail to survive nuptials.
... and my favourite:
Mary Poppins: always drug test your babysitters.
Deus Ex human revolution- man gets blown up, recreates tiananmen square, and covers it up with AI news network.
Predator - Some ugly guy in invisible suit is killing bunch of ppl all over the forest.
Torn.com: Recycle your favorite memes and stir up shit in the forums to get or lose karma. Most or least wins! When bored, click various stuff to make numbers go up.
The Running Man - After the Match Game Richard Dawson tries another backdoor gameshow pilot that isn't picked up before eventually making it to Family Feud
50 shades of grey- rich boy gets contract to abuses girl, is soft porn love story.
Alice in Wonderland- Acid trip in the 1800's
Mulan- Epic fail after epic fail makes her hero
Twilight- two 100+ yr olds fight over high school poon. Later on, the loser lingers around to do their baby.
Hairspray- Fatty thinks she has star power
Any Diehard- Torn on a calm day
Silence of the lambs- Dr who likes to eats people is harassed by the people who put him on diet restrictions.
The Green Mile- Black man takes the blame again for crazy white guy crime.
John Wick- killers kill over killing of canine
Nacho Libre-A man working in a church decides to start tag team wretsleing with a steet theif. He later falls in love with a nun
Home alone - child sadist sets boobytraps to torture two idiots
UP - old man hates real-estate developers so much he flies away
Star Wars- a foster kid figures out that he has magical powers and uses it to kill his biological father and he drinks blue milk
back to the future - teenager's 60yr old friend helps him travel back in time to help him make out with his mom