What is SSL

Hello there, I have been trying to train without any noticeable gains and came to learn about ssl, what are the requirements of getting it well except for the price can I do it at any stats? Even if it's a link to aguide will be helpful

A waste. 

The Sports Science Lab $500,000,000 25 9.0 9.0 9.0 9.0

Requirements: Last Round unlocked; a MAXIMUM of 150 Xanax and Ecstasy combined taken in total

Thanks, I guess I'll just have to try and train but the problem is that I can't seem to get anywhere 

You need more happy. The higher your happy, the more stats you gain when you train. 

Read and follow this guide.

With a 700m net worth you should not be living in a mansion, have 0 boosters used, and low candy use if you want to increase stats.

more happy = more gym gains.

Super sexy librarian 

First, rent a private island. Highest happy you can afford. Do max if you can.

When energy is full, eat lollipops until you can't eat anymore, take an ecstasy, train all your energy, do this as often as you can until your total is 400k+ battlestats. This is very cheap mini happy jump. Happy is very important for gym gains when battlestats are low. 

Then stop eating lollipops and using ecstasy, because there is a better way. At this point, instead just take Xanax as often as you can, try for 3 a day, 2 is decent. Train all that energy at the gym. Happy is less and less important as your battlestats increase, just live in max PI at this point and dont worry about candy or ecstasy, focus on spending as much energy as possible at gym.

Xanax too expensive? Fly to south africa with 22m in your wallet, set a timer on your phone, and buy Xanax within 15 seconds of landing, then go hunting to not waste energy since it is very long flight home, then fly home. Much less money than buying Xanax from others.

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Yes, this training method will disqualify you from going to SSL (Sports Science Lab) gym when you EVENTUALLY unlock it. It is personal decision to do drugs or not. Consequence of drugs is you get best gym gains fast, but you disqualify yourself from the best late-game gym. Question is, is it worth it to you?

If you want to avoid drugs, then maybe watch edvds instead of lollipops and ecstasy. And don't take xanax. Use daily energy refill instead. If you have lots of money you can use fethery hotel coupons to refill energy too.

The SSL is not worth and will never be. Yes, you get more gains from the natural energy but you will miss 750 energy everyday from the drugs (which will get you much more gains than the SSL will anyway). The problem is energy is not used just for training. Its the main resourse of the game and the most important one because its limited. Try to make a lot of happy jumps, 3 xan and refill every single day, join a music store to unlock gyms faster, a good job to give you energy everyday and you will get bigger in no time

I guess this is the way to go, makes more sense thanks ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠)

Anyone advising people to unlock SSL is a fool and should never be taken as a good resource. 

SSL is the drug free lifestyle, if you are dead set on being drug free, knock yourself out. But you'll always be limited on your potential stats as Xanax users will vastly outpace you. 

SSL is the best gym, giving the biggest gains.  But it's useless, and the worst gym, because it limits your xanax use.  Just avoid it.

As others have already mentioned, move to a PI so you'll have higher happy, and that will make a big difference.  You can do happy jumps which, at lower levels, give you much bigger gains than normal.

Already got a pi (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

Also thanks for replyingʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

Sports Science Lab, it's the gym you go to when you want to play on hard mode because it limits drug usage. 

SSL= a waste of your time

SSL=Start summing losses ...or by the time you unlock it,ppl who started playing at same time with you are going to be 3 years ahead of natural gym ssl gains.Even if they double the value and half its price,its still going to be useless