I was making some license plates through forgery and saw this:
"Having chosen an unused vehicle registration, you set the characters out within your embosser. Positioning the aluminum plate inside the device, you pull the lever down firmly. Your chosen characters are pressed into the metal, its malleable form contorting to the stamps. You pat yourself on the back for achieving this important first step all by yourself. There's no i in team, but if you were British, there is one in aluminium"
The astute will notice that "aluminum" already has an 'i' in US English. So I suggest either getting rid of the 'if you were British' part and using the US spelling or keeping the British part and changing it to 'there are 2 in aluminium'