Extortion demand

Dear Torn

Recently I was chilling with JFK and noticed a partially build Dirty bomb sitting in the corner so decided to take it home with me.

So now i sit here with this heap of glowing metal but i need the room so i need to plant it somewhere.

Anywhere really, i don't care.

So if you would like to avoid waking up in Torn hospital sering the sight of Bogie in his nurses uniform (I am told the shock from that is what really keeps people in hospital for those long times not the radiation) then you/your faction needs to pay my extortion demand.

So what is the price you need to pay?

Well its simple you need to send me a book.

I figure most of you are neanderthals who probably cannot read so you have no need for them (its called irony you bloody pedants) so better i take care of them!

See i do not ask for much! Now i think 48 hours is long enough for you to send them. After that i will pick a target then at some unknown time plant the bomb.

The only way to completely stop me hitting a faction is for Ched and Bogie to stop being so dull and let me bomb other things, so you can pester them for that if you like!

temu l*t 😞

I may not be able to read books but at least I know I can't trade them either.

Just bomb Monarch HQ already you boring bastard 

Book of Carols are NOT that expensive bro, just buy some if you got a db damn

IF CYNIC DROPS A BOMB ON MONARCH HQ WE WILL VIEW IT AS A JFK BOMB.

CHEERS TO ALL INVOLVED

Bruv, you’re a level holder, absolutely NO ONE is going to take you seriously. Any Monarch faction will swallow your bomb and spit it out its bum WHOLE furry style. Our very own _ekiM is HIGHLY experienced in getting hit with radiation, don’t try him.

no one cares about your old corny ass and shitty DB, just drop it and go back to sleep old timer.

Please do NOT bomb us here at Monarch Mutation.

I would absolutely HATE to be stuck in hospital for 2-3 days. I will go insane staring at the white screen helplessly for that long, I can't think of anything worse.

Oh wait,

You equipped your Hazmat.

Just drop the bomb

No one cares ether way 

MHQ getting ready to write another 10m respect achievement thread as we speak

edit: p sure you'd need more than one but i can't be f**ked with maths

im not sending you shit poor bitch, just drop the bomb or piss off back to the retirement home called: JFK

Recipe for porky pie:

Ingredients
For the filling

    800g pork shoulder, minced or finely chopped
    400g pork belly, half minced and half chopped
    250g smoked bacon, cubed
    ½ tsp ground mace
    2 large pinches ground nutmeg
    1 tbsp fresh chopped sage
    1 tsp fresh chopped thyme
    ½ tsp salt
    1 tsp ground white pepper

For the pastry

    575g plain flour
    200g lard
    220ml water

To finish

    1 egg, beaten
    6 gelatine leaves
    300ml chicken stock

Method

    STEP 1

    Heat the oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4. In a large bowl mix together all the ingredients for the filling.

    STEP 2

    To make the pastry, put the flour in a large bowl, then put the lard and water into a small pan and heat gently until the lard melts. Bring just to the boil and then stir into the flour using a wooden spoon. When the mixture is cool enough to handle, (it should still feel very warm) knead well until smooth.

    STEP 3

    Cut off 1/4 of the dough, wrap in cling film and reserve for the lid. Roll out the remaining dough to a circle and then place in the base of a non-stick 20cm springform cake tin. Working quickly while the dough is warm and pliable, press the dough evenly over the base and up the sides of the tin. Make sure there are no holes. Fill with the meat mixture and pack down well. Roll out the dough for the lid. Place on top of the pie. Pinch all around the edge to seal the pie. Make a hole for steam in the centre, using the handle of a wooden spoon.

    STEP 4

    Cook in the oven for 30 mins then reduce the heat to 160C/140C fan/gas 3 and cook for 90 minutes. Brush the top with beaten egg and return to the oven for a further 20 mins. Leave until cold.

    STEP 5

    Soak the gelatine in cold water for about 5 mins, then remove and squeeze out the excess water. Heat the stock until almost boiling. Remove from the heat and stir in the gelatine. Leave to cool to room temperature.

    STEP 6

    Use a small funnel to pour the stock into the pie through the hole in the top. Pour in a little at a time allowing a few seconds before each addition. Place in the fridge to set overnight.
 

Had this book sitting in my inventory for years, you can have it then

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Enjoy

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Bing wasn't too helpful on this:

Sent by you:

In the game Torn, can you suggest the best use for a dirty bomb?

Sent by Copilot:

In Torn, a dirty bomb is a powerful and rare item that can be strategically used to significantly impact another faction. Here are some of the best uses for a dirty bomb:

1. Lowering Faction Respect: The primary use of a dirty bomb is to cause a massive loss of respect for the targeted faction. If the faction’s respect drops to zero, it will be destroyed, and all items, money, and points will be returned to the faction leader¹.

2. Crippling Opponents: Detonating a dirty bomb causes radiation poisoning and extended hospital time for the members of the targeted faction. This can severely disrupt their activities and weaken their overall performance¹.

3. Strategic Timing: Use the dirty bomb when the targeted faction has low respect or during a critical moment, such as a war or competition. This can maximize the damage and give your faction a significant advantage¹.

4. Psychological Impact: The announcement of a dirty bomb being planted can cause panic and demoralize the opposing faction, potentially leading to mistakes and disorganization

Remember, using a dirty bomb is a significant move and can have lasting consequences, so it’s essential to plan carefully and consider the timing and target.

Do you have a specific faction in mind for this strategy?

Personally, if it was me, then I'd look up whatever Bogie's faction currently is and then drop it on them. Just so I never, ever, ever have to imagine him in a nurses outfit ever again.

wat

Well Halloween would be perfect time for this BOMB drop xD 

Yes Halloween would be!

Amazing how desperate Monarch are to get hit!  Its like a 5 year old jumping up and down screaming 

You might want to edit this,......

There is a temp itrm Book that can be traded