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Study: Torn is Illiterate

Started by Hamr [2027992] on in General Discussion.

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    Makes sense... Torn City has everything! A racetrack, museum, gun shop, candy store, pharmacy, and even private islands. But there is not one library in the entire city.
Hamr [2027992] · #1

Y'all mfs can't read

 

Every day there's at least one post asking what happened to bazaars, because somehow half of Torn's players don't notice feature updates.

 

So I commissioned a study on how bad Torn is at reading, and I will present the results in picture form so you dumbf**ks can read it.

 

 

Fact 1: No matter how many players are around, nobody reads shit:

 

 

 

 

Fact 2: Reading is so bad half the threads in GD are just noobs in the wrong place

 

 

 

Fact 3: My sources (are better than yours)

 

 

 

Nobody can prove me wrong.

Garodah [2612636] · #4

Makes sense...

 

Torn City has everything! A racetrack, museum, gun shop, candy store, pharmacy, and even private islands. But there is not one library in the entire city.