Sh*tposting Guide

This one is for all the noobs who keep spamming GD with sh*t posts

Lemme do u a favour and tell u that a "sh*t post" is not the same as a "sh*tpost"

Yall mfs need to learn how to make memes to farm karma and stop being noob

How to Sh*tpost:

Step 1: Don't wall of text. See this? This bad.

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Step 2: U must have a story

Mine is that noobs are bad at GD (rant edition™)

Stop making pointless walls of text pls ty xxox

Step 3: U need funny meme

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This shitpost or this guide? me can't read

Became a shit post when OP put it in the wrong area... 

I don't see the problem

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Me read now. Me attempt shit post:

1- This brick of text. Not wall, just brick.

2- Story: Me walk, me trip on brick text, me hurt, me cry, ouch.

3- Meme of me shitpost:

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This shitpost gud? Me include poll too.

Yes

No

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Feet Pics.

bro makes a shit post complaining about shit posts not being shitposts.

Some people are born shitposters, and some just post shitters. 

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Thank you so much for this inspirational shitposting guide, as a player who has never posted any shitposts before this is very informative. 

This is GD, not Tutorials & Guides. :/

Fully agree brother Hamr, the art has lost its way.

if there are no pictures of woman's shoes on ANY forum post... then it will not receive my attention... 

GOOD DAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

Bumbi should really be the one posting this, he has alot of experience in the field. 

What i want to know is why your putting a * in the word shit..... 

It's not on the list of banned words... you can put shit and shitposting 

I have already made one here.

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Quality fit post bruv.

Your last post was quality, it was just too faction oriented to appeal to the masses. This one feels a bit rushed and thrown out there. It has the beginnings of a quality shit post but ultimately leaves something to be desired. 

Good luck in your quest for access to the karma elite club. 

So through this sh*tpost, you want to let us know that all  posts are divided into two parts:

1.) Shit post

2.) Sh*tpost .

3.) We become a Sh*t reader every time we read a Sh*t post.