I know, I know, this is a radical idea...
But 6 years and 7 months ago when I joined Torn I noticed that after unlocking Duke missions there were 6 locked quest givers at the top of the missions page.
6 years later, they're still locked!
Why not add a few more and call it "Missions 2.0". Maybe a backstreet doctor that wants you to hospitalise people to drum up business. A mayor that wants muggings on the rise so he can be tough on crime and get re-elected. A "good Samaritan" that wants people left on the street they can help. Maybe make Bogie one, so he can have you target forum trolls and minor rule breakers.
I don't really care how you do it, or who they are - those 6 locked quest givers just need to do something please.
Cheers :)