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This took me a while because I had to remember of one that wasn’t facist, anti-semitist, sexist, communistic, overly gory, or homophobic. In the end, I guess I’ll go for a certain group.
how does a feminist change a lightbulb?
trick question, feminists don’t change anything.
here's a bonus,
how does a feminist screw in a lightbulb?
they hold the bulb in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
ps: if you get offended, that’s on you
Oh great another retard
Edit: No one’s offended, you’re just dumb simple as that, posting garbage trying to incite garbage. Take your small wiener elsewhere
He jokes about feminism like it’s a threat, because equality is scary when you’ve built your whole personality on being mediocre and male.
He mocks feminists, but his entire personality screams rejected by a barista once and never recovered.
If feminism really bothers him, he should rest easy, he’s not even important enough to be oppressed by it.
He says feminists are too sensitive, but cries when women won’t laugh at his 2006-tier jokes.
How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?
Like anyone else, ya weirdo
But seriously, you cant make a joke without it being one of the things you mentioned? Skill issue I guess.
It's just a you problem bud, get over it and grow up
Hahahahhaha you're not funny dude
you're a f**king idiot.
It’s all jokes, y’all can’t seem to take jokes as jokes and appreciate humor.
Sadly, neither offended or amused.
You just sound like a 13 year old who's trying too hard to grow a man hair on your puss filled face to impress 'da ladies'...
Time and a place. The time is never and the place is not here.
Your image is mostly us when we pulled up this thread
omg f*ck off noob
I don't have an obligation to find bad comedy funny, I can see you attempted humour, I just didn't laugh.
It took you a while?
You actually spent your precious time coming up with this R- rubbish?
Then you wasted even more time posting it?
To quote a Band based near me;
'Man is like a Mayfly; born at Dawn and dead at Sunset.'
Well fine, what about the other subjects I listed then?
like, just a single one.
besides, the point of humor is to take it humorously, not seriously!
The point of humor is to be funny, which you have yet to be successful at
I’m getting there
Jokes need to have a funny punchline to be a joke. Otherwise its just misogyny.
The whole "I hate my wife" "women are incompetent" "women are servant" jokes went out of style a long time ago.
To be funny you really have to know your audience.... What you have learned today is most of the player base will not appreciate, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, tasteless humor. Save that shit for divorced fat 50 year old men with nothing else going for them.
Comedy evolves over time, and changes with audience. I myself can have a despicable sense of humor with very dark and very sexual themes. I would not come to GD to see if they thought those foul things were funny, I will save that for my certified foul humored friends and unsuspecting faction mates.
If you want to be funny on the forums think of thread context, other posters actions, universally funny comments, wordplay, self-deprecation, etc.
Notice in this thread, I will get a lot of upvotes. This is because your post will be poorly received by the audience and contextually it makes sense to be here since you decided to post misogynistic jokes.
The thread titled "What type of whore gives you the most trouble?" Rather than focusing on stats like the OP intended this is a slightly womanizing joke with a historical success factor of 97%. Your mama jokes will never go out of style, and every 4th grader loves them.
If you take the time to understand the community, the fact that you are living in 2025 and not the 1950's, and keep up on the forums you will find that a joke reply in a thread often gets more upvotes than the actual thread itself. I assure you humor is alive and well in Torn. You just actually need to be funny, and not recycling dated jokes that punch down at people.
"facist", "anti-semitist"
The system clearly failed you but why do we have to suffer for it?
TL;Dr but I trust you