Birthday

I was just wondering why torn doesn't do anything with players birthdays. They have so many different things in the game I think it would be cool to include something like that.

Torn's version would be Leslie giving you three kicks to the groin instead of one when you spin the wheel on your birthday.

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Why not DIY?

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Not really a surprise if you know it is coming

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there are 50,000 players playing the game regularly...and probably 100,000 if you count less regular players. There are 365.25 days in the year when averaging in leap day.  

50,000/365.25=137 (rounded to a whole number since we're talking about people.) so what exactly do you think sounds like a good idea to have the game do 137 times a day to commemorate birthdays?

Cool concept honestly but goodluck getting the staff to consider that

You get honor merit. Isn't that good enough? It's not your birthday but your torn birthday. Just sign up on your real birthday. Problem solved.

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Those Leap Year babies would be totally boned too.

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Tis but a scratch.

A bandaid and a cookie will help though. 😜

It's just bad infosec to post your Bday everywhere.

Either it's pointless crap on your screen, or it's actually something with substance that gets abused because people would just say their birthday is during Halloween, or something.

Either way. No.

Duke could hospitalize you with a riding crop to give you your birthday spankings then send you a birthday cupcake and a foul message. 

He could?  Threaten me with a good time. 

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Birthday events and maybe an event or award for completing all educations lol. That was a super dud. 

If there were a beneficial time for a bday present from torn the entire player base would be born om the same day.