Independence Day

Started by WalksWith3Legs [3380725] on 4 Jul 2025 in General Discussion.

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WalksWith3Legs [3380725] 4 Jul 2025, 21:22 TCT · #1

Happy 4th of July to everyone except the following:

England

And the anti 2nd Amendment crowd. If you've ever voted for gun control, you're not allowed to celebrate OUR Independence Day. U can row a boat to England and sip tea with them.

Quick shout out to the French, and all our allies. Yall are more than welcome to celebrate with us. Have a fun and safe weekend. And keep a fire extinguisher near by just in case. Especially those of us who live in areas that get little to no rain. Also: don't drink and drive. It's not worth it.

If you're British, don't take this seriously. I'm only joking(kinda)