Here tryna spread the love. Comment a joke and give me a like and you get free stuff that easy.
Theres a limit.just see how things go.
Free beer.
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- E_S_Holmes [3850156]
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Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand shops. - MandyMooMoo [3839789]
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Want to hear a clean joke? A man took a bath with bubbles want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor - HeatedLH [3835588]
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Why did the mugger bring a ladder to Torn? Because he wanted to take his crimes to the next level!
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand shops.
What do u call a paisa with a rubber toe....?
Roberto (Ro-bur-toe)
Want to hear a clean joke? A man took a bath with bubbles
want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was his neighbor
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything.
Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are just dying to get in. ⚰️
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no body to go with
Bump
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent
Have you met Santa's poor brother, who sometimes fills in for him?
Yeah, his name is St Nickel-Less
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead. 😜
Do people still say hanging out with Humpty Dumpty is like walking on eggshells, or do they avoid him like I have since he cracked?
A grasshopper hops into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, we’ve got a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper looks confused and says,
“You’ve got a drink named Steve?”
To improve your posture, pretend that you are shooting lasers out of your nipples and trying to shoot people in the head.
Bump there's some good ones in there
Why did the mugger bring a ladder to Torn?
Because he wanted to take his crimes to the next level!
What did the police officer say to his belly button?
You are under a vest
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
When the punch line becomes apparent.
I saw a sign that said watch for children. Sound like a fair trade to me.