Murder murder

I used to be a nice man, but the torn way of life, always on the money grind has turned me to Satan. I decided to rob the local Taco bell with a ski mask and my Mac-10, only problem was the $200 wasn't enough to quench my thirst. So I left to go hit up a fancy furniture store called chest king. My plan was to have the lady at the front desk bring me the money from the safe in the back. But she tried to escape. So I grabbed her by her throat and she started to choke. It was nothin for her to get smoked. Then I slammed her on her back until her vertebrae broke. Just then the pigs came in yelling freeze. But I'm already wanted for selling Keys, along with a bunch of other felonies from A to Z. So before I dropped to the ground on my knees, I busted shots, they shot back. I got hit in the chest. I was not wearing a vest. But I ran down to the parking lot and started blacking out. At the same time I saw a lady driving a Jaguar, backing out. I pulled the Mac-10 out n stuck it in her face n said "Shut your yappin mouth before I blow da brain out the back your scalp!" Dragged her by her hair, jacked her up. Mugged her since I was there, smacked her up. Then stole her car. Drove into someone's yard, dove into the swimming pool.  Climed out n collapsed on the patio. I made it out alive but I was injured badly though. Heard parents screaming "Son, go call the police, tell them a crazy man is disturbing all of the peace." So I leaped up ran into the house to steal some little cheap stuff. Smashed a front window, grabbed the Nintendo 64. Then I ran down the block jumping over kids on tri cycles. Lost so much blood I began to see stars, so many siren sounds it must have been a thousand police cars. But I escaped thanks to dumb luck. Jumped into the back of a moving dump truck. But I think someone seen me maybe. Plus I lost the Nintendo and I must have dropped the beanie baby. So I gave up, I was surrounded by blue suits. So as they cuffed me I said "It wasn't me! It was the gangster rap and the peppermint snaps!"