hypothetical question

If you could be teleported to torn city irl but there wasn't anyway back would you go and if yes what would you do first 

No, why would I want to go to a crime filled city? 

Depends on whether or not we can perma die ( not referring to the ' fallen ' players )

If we can, f**k nah, that would be a nightmare

If we just get hospitalized in defeat ( or mugged or wtvr ), like in game, then yea

Is there really any difference between Torn City and IRL? 

Pretty sure Torn is just a gamified version of real life.

Do you have a private island in real life ? 

No. I don’t wanna go to a city where there’s 300 wars every week, people ODing on Xanax and ecstasy all day every day, muggers galore at your local flea market after they buy your fancy stolen goods. I could continue… but no, the answer is no. 

Just move to Detroit 

I do if I pretend the floor is lava and stay up on my bed

I'd have better luck being a christian in the mossad  

Sure bro

The real question you all should be asking is "If I went to torn city, would I still be able to play torn.com while also living in torn city...." 

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Obviously the first thing I'm doing is crimes and gym.

I don’t know, I’m at the age where if I sleep in a weird position I’m sore for weeks, or I sneeze and sprain my neck. 

I couldn’t imagine trying to recover from a DBK to the groin. 

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And have like 60b dollars? Lol 

if i went, i'd definitely go xanax over LSD finally

just hope i'm not 17yrs behind everyone else this go

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Yeah, I think acid irl Torn would be too much...

I would! I'd liquidate all of my IRL assets and stock up on: boxing gloves, skateboards, parachutes and dumbells. Relatively low cost IRL and then I'd be mega rich in Torn. 

I guess I'd also pile up bags of sand from the beach IRL assuming I didn't have a limit on what I take with me. 

Short answer, no...

Long answer, f**k no...

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