The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
Duck
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And he said to the man, running the stand,
How much is a kilogram of time?
Worth a wait off my mind
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
He said to the man running the stand
"Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any grapes?"
The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass"
… Then he waddled away
Waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum
The Goose takes off the duck mask he has been wearing
Got any grapes?
and chose violence