You’ve heard of ethical hacking, right?
Same idea.
This is Ethical Mugging.
I take your money by force, invest it into stock perks, and within one year of the mug you get 100% of it back + 1% interest.
Every mug gets logged. Every repayment gets sent. I’m not here to financially ruin you — I’m just temporarily reallocating your liquidity while you’re in the hospital staring at the ceiling.
This isn’t random violence.
This is structured aggression with a repayment schedule.
Don’t like it? Want to opt out?
You can join the Official Do-Not-Mug Registry™ by sending $1,000,000 or more with the message:
“I want to opt out of being mugged.”
That’s not extortion.
That’s a premium subscription.
Look — I’m not bounty farming. I’m not zeroing wallets for sport. I’m speedrunning capitalism with mild blunt force trauma involved.
You’ll get it back.
Plus 1%.
Ethical.
Mostly.