You were minding your own business, playing the game on torn dot com (formally torncity dot com).
I sent you an unsolicited message asking if you wanted to my friend and you said no. I asked if I could call you by your full torn name and you replied if I liked bounties. Moments went by and I offered tasty, delicious Greggs sausage rolls to break the ice and you declined because you didnt like sausage rolls with strangers.
Today I learned Greggs sausage rolls are an intimate food for friends