Does it behoove you to taunt?
to castigate, chastise and spank?
To ridicule, upbraid and flame?
Without exposing your name?
I'm the disser of Torn.
The snarkiest pisser born
My cutting words
hit as moist vocal turds
Yours for a million coin!
I tried my luck as a fortune teller, but business was slow.
I need to make a living. I now offer my services as a Piss-Bard.
Is there someone you would like to insult, in the spirit of this wretched place?
To declare war? To ridicule a defeated? Then I am your man.
For the measly sum of 5 000 000 $ i will compose a poem (without using AI),
send it to your chosen target, but most importantly, post it here in this forum, for all of Torn to see.
Post will begin by DENOUNCING and then the username.
Man I hate flying.
This thread is the property of Gelanot,
Chaotic Neutral piss-bard of Torn city.
Genuine GELANOT TAUNTS will be marked by my username.
Maximum ONE TAUNT PER PERSON per month.
Prices:
Ordinary taunt : $ 5m 1m (limited time offer, ends june 30!)
Vicious taunt : $ 10m
Limerick taunt : $ 50m
Extras:
Crimson colour : 1m
Large font : 2m
Very large font: 5m