Hire me please

Started by burgetta [4370835] on 9 Aug 2026 in Company Recruitment.

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burgetta [4370835] 9 Aug 2026, 22:03 TCT · #1

Manual labor 414
Intelligence 377
Endurance 596
Total 1,387

Look, I'm sure you're reading this saying to yourself "this dude's stats are horrendous, why would I hire him?" Well, yes. My work stats are bad. BUT I would also like to offer that I have no money, am unattractive, and I have never seen a vagina. Who would like to hire me?

P.S. I expect an avalanche of replies/job offers to this post, so I will do my best to get back to you ASAP, but I am often flaky and not punctual. Thanks for your consideration.