Torn Lite App

As one of the more than 1 players living in places with internet infrastructure that could probably be replaced with carrier pigeons with little to no downside, I really would appreciate an app that can work with that without constantly logging me out, taking forever and a half to process ONE attack, and load a new page in a time that isn't comparable to the average length of human reproduction. I'll gladly sacrifice most of the graphics if it means I can actually play the game without it requiring enough profanity addressed to the cell service provider to make Deadpool think it's crossing a line