Duke's giveaways are pathetic. Christmas is pathetic. You are all pathetic.
Every last one of you is on my d***head list. I am coming for you. Be ready.
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Duke's giveaways are pathetic. Christmas is pathetic. You are all pathetic.
Every last one of you is on my d***head list. I am coming for you. Be ready.
Greetings of the season to all you miserable bastards. Hast thou forgotten me?
Where are my beatings? I long for the delicious agony of pain. The sweet release of death. I wish to pass over to the netherworld so I may torment your relatives. Why do you ignore me so? I wander lonely awaiting your morbid attentions. Come to me my children. Feast on my tears. Do not cower from your responsibility. I am yours for the taking. Body and soul. Mind and spirit. Cold mottled thighs and ribs aplenty. Crush my bones. Cut my skin. Dash my brains out upon the snow. Do it now, do it quick, beat old Scrooge with a big sharp stick.
Death cannot come soon enough for me. I await your visitation with pleasure.
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I am glad you are in awe of me my analphabetic friend.
Now please, as a gift to me, take yourself off to the kitchen and consume each and every liquid found under the sink. Hurry now.
Hilarious. Really worth the post.
Spoiler Alert: Just like Christmas, your life is a waste of time.
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I am glad you are in awe of me my analphabetic friend.
Now please, as a gift to me, take yourself off to the kitchen and consume each and every liquid found under the sink. Hurry now.
Greetings of the season to all you miserable bastards. Hast thou forgotten me?
Where are my beatings? I long for the delicious agony of pain. The sweet release of death. I wish to pass over to the netherworld so I may torment your relatives. Why do you ignore me so? I wander lonely awaiting your morbid attentions. Come to me my children. Feast on my tears. Do not cower from your responsibility. I am yours for the taking. Body and soul. Mind and spirit. Cold mottled thighs and ribs aplenty. Crush my bones. Cut my skin. Dash my brains out upon the snow. Do it now, do it quick, beat old Scrooge with a big sharp stick.
Death cannot come soon enough for me. I await your visitation with pleasure.
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Hilarious. Really worth the post.
Spoiler Alert: Just like Christmas, your life is a waste of time.
Nice work on giving away **** to idiots who deserve **** all Duke. Great job. Keep it up.
Moron.
Duke's giveaways are pathetic. Christmas is pathetic. You are all pathetic.
Every last one of you is on my d***head list. I am coming for you. Be ready.