One of my employees has gone inactive. If you want his spot in one of the best fitness centers in Torn, apply now. Trade job points for strength, or defense or take time off education. Pay is $50,000 a day.
SA TV (6 stars) is hiring! TV station is hiring 1 more employee! If you have over 50,000 of any one stat, apply now. Must log on every day and rehab regularly to keep at 5 stars. $1,000,000 per day!!
My stats are currently reduced by 99% but I don't care because that was the most exciting time I have ever had while playing Torn. A big thank you to the great leadership of SA, my fellow faction members who can chain like beasts, and a special thank you to all players in our warbase who had their revives on! The thrill of racing against the clock before a dirty bomb goes off to get another 100 chain completed without messing up the bonus hits. Reviving, hitting, defending and being revived all at the same time was a rush! I will leave the squabbling over the hows and whys of the war to others.
edited for the mug LOL Someone mugged you and stole $11,884 [view]
There is a bet in our faction chat that this forum thread will have 27 pages of monarch touching themselves and laughing at us. So come on! Let's get this thread going!!
Should not all these betting posts be placed in the gambling forum? I personally don't give a shit about who you think might win. I'm looking forward to having "fun".