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Just got here but its been sweet so far ;)

T’was Christmas again, throughout Torn City

The town was so dark and dank and gritty

I found a can of X-Mass and chugged it down quick

And then slapped down Chedburn with a hockey stick

 

I stumbled around to the east side of town hoping to find some deals

All that I found was George with a frown looking for something to steal

We hit the bank then sparked up some dank, That’s when Bodybagger drove buy in a tank

 

He was mowing down elves too the left and the right

They ran, and they screamed all affright

That’s when Saint Nick rained down like a blight

 

Shooting and slashing all the people he could

A mad look in his eyes, he stopped and he stood

He turned and he said

I’m not gonna stop until you’re all dead

And that’s the story of when I stomped in Santa’s head