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DUDE [1028023] Level 90 Federal SA One Punch Leader

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Who's the Daddy? · · 45 likes


Hello all, The peoples champion here DUDE DUDE ex king of the forums living in a new era, many people are wondering why i gave up my crown and i am here to tell the tale.

It all happened 3 months ago on a dark and stormy night, there i was strolling down the streets of torn in Killahj's audi with my TRT crew wiping out the mindless filth that roams our city such as Nova (aka the brick Wall mental midget ) and Hotshot (aka Cristiano Ronaldo look alike), i obliterated them both one handed and all whilst still suffering not very fatal wounds from my previous wars with JFA earlier that day which i of course also won while juggling global chat and writing on forums AND helping out the newplayers of this game simultaneously ...

So after completing my hard and strenuous daily routine i went round to my good friend Kata's house who was practically begging me to come round all night and then I covered her face in salad dressing, rest assured there were two salads getting tossed that night. I beat my previous record of 1 minute 30 before i ran out of ammo in my gun, She is also anti rubbers so i used my inner bear grills and improvised adapted and overcame (twice) and used a balloon.

All was good and well until 3 months later she made this thread claiming she is pregnant. I know for sure the eggs she is about to lay are mine. And now she got me for 18 years, and on the 18th birthday i found out it wasn't mine?... well now its time to immigrate and run away from my problems (just like zombie13s mom). So if i don't see ya, good evening good afternoon and goodnight!

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100 million giveaway · · 31 likes


1 random winner selected from first 100 posters



UPDATE : WINNER LRODSAM





You sent $100,000,000 to LordSam with the message: WINNER





HOORAH


TORN females fight competition (IRL) · · 26 likes


Hello citizens of TORN

I would like to announce the official TORN irl fight competition between the females of TORN  (Whoever is willing to particpate.)

The winner of the competiton gets to marry DUDE DUDE in TORN city. (NOT IRL)

Any one wishing to participate feel free to mail me.NO chats as there are too many participants and I wont be able to remember everyones name. 

Don't be scared to message me ladies. There is no malice in my heart, I am an approchable DUDE.

Best of luck to everyone invovled. 

General DIscussion: Will new competitons like these bring a positive change in TORN CITY? Woukd you be willing to participate?

Who is the most bullied Torn player? · · 18 likes

DUDE DUDE and it's not even close.

Waiting for cash money. DM me.

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TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 5 likes

Only 4 billion left to give away. I will send it to the biggest whore in TORN city.

Name names. Who is the winner? Lets do this.

All TORN whores desreve love.

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 3 likes

I quit, then I remember I left without saying goodbye and giving my money away to the hottest chicks in TORN.

This is my christimas gift to all TORN citizens. My presence.

4 BILLION RESONS WHY (HATERS IN SHAMBLES) · · 10 likes

f**k you. Stupid bitch.

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 9 likes

All the nerds and virgins getting emotional over me. Please stop.

Stop messaging me.

Stop mailling me.

Stop begging.

I do not care about any of you.

Only the finest mamacitas will get my money and thats it.

Thank you.

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 3 likes

The other people leaving the game makes no difference. DUDE DUDE leavnig does.

I AM TORN CITY

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 9 likes

"Hated. Adored. Never ignored." - DUDE DUDE, 2014

'TORN is a game designed for all the nerds and virgins to come together'- DUDE DUDE,2019

Dropping gems before saying goodbye to the nerds and virgins in TORN city

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 7 likes

To give away my money to all the finest mamacitas in TORN city. Unlike you. You cheap bastard.

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 4 likes

Waiting for Cherreh to come online so I can give her the remaining 6 billion. Thats it.

I shall not be responding to any DMs from anybody else. Especially not men,

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 10 likes

6 BILLION LEFT TO DISTRIBUTE. ONLY TO THE HOTTEST FEMALES IN TORN CITY.

DM ME.

NO NERDS OR VIRGINS ALLOWED.

TO DUDE *VIDEO GOODBYE TRIBUTE* **SAD** · · 13 likes

GOODBYE TORN CITY.

WILL DISTRIBUTE ALL MY WEALTH TO EVIL-DUCK AND THE BEAUTIFUL FEMALES OF TORN CITY AND YOU SHALL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN.

HOPEFULLY ONE DAY YOU ALL GET A LIFE AND STOP PLAYING GAMES LIKE NERDS AND VIRGINS.

The Real Reason GOAT finish 4th. · · 7 likes

Big_Dicko stop attacking the wonder boy. He is a mensch.

4 BILLION RESONS WHY (HATERS IN SHAMBLES) · · 2 likes

Nepy has placed 3 bounties on you with rewards of $10,000 and the reason: Noob bully

Yeah you will keep me bountied. $10,000 bounties. You are pathetic. Get a life. You aren't worth my time.

4 BILLION RESONS WHY (HATERS IN SHAMBLES) · · 2 likes

You do what you want, sister. You don't see DUDE DUDE complaining.

What I will not do is marry you. Stop asking.

4 BILLION RESONS WHY (HATERS IN SHAMBLES) ·

This fool won't stop bragging about the one time he won when I attacked him on low life. Shameless.

4 BILLION RESONS WHY (HATERS IN SHAMBLES) · · 2 likes

That's impossible. There will never be anybody like DUDE DUDE. There is only one.

How do we survive this · · 6 likes

Chickened out? Bro, what the hell are you talking about?

DUDE DUDE has never been scared of anybody or anything.in his life.

How do we survive this · · 6 likes

Looks like Nepy had to call other jabronis for backup after the verbal smackdown she received.

Keep showing the people how pathetic you are. Soon you will have nobody to call for back up.

We all see through your bullshit young lady.

How do we survive this · · 6 likes

I am warning you. Leave me alone before I lay the smack down on your candy ass.

CONGRATS MONARCH - ELIMINATION WIN · · 8 likes

Biggest mistake of your life son. You better beg your way back into the team.

How do we survive this · · 18 likes

I realized I am not a nerd or a virgin, brother.

You should be happy for me.