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[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 4 likes


As per the title, post a joke (gotta be funny but I promise I wont be too strict) and make money :)

Will run for the next few hours



UPDATE: No longer paying for submissions

$1bn donated to to the Church · · 33 likes


Ever wondered what the message would be if you donated a lump sum of $1bn?



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[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 2 likes

You sent $3,000,000 to Slayerbot with the message: You really slayed that one

You sent $1,000,000 to KermodeBear with the message: Damn that joke took long to read through haha


You sent $500,000 to Charlottexoxox with the message: Most controversial one so far

You sent $1,000,000 to AZa_cadabra with the message: Holy crap, thats a horror story not a joke!

You sent $3,000,000 to Mr_Mestopheles with the message: Lmao, i was like lmao

You sent $500,000 to Joely105 with the message: Jesus, that was rough







[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 2 likes


These are getting controversial!
You sent $500,000 to Victorygin with the message: Oscar weiner!

You sent $2,000,000 to KingLion with the message: Dark sense of humour

You sent $1,000,000 to JackMehoff with the message: Savage joke
You sent $500,000 to Rappinp with the message: Sometimes illiteracy is funny, sometimes.

You sent $1,000,000 to SteveJones313 with the message: hehe


















[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 2 likes


You sent $1,500,000 to KingLion with the message: I lol'd

You sent $1,500,000 to littlesparrow29 with the message: Well done

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[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 1 like


2mil sent to the above

You sent $1,000,000 to Ben678 with the message: terrible joke but heres a mill anyway lmao

[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 2 likes

You sent $3,000,000 to Slayerbot with the message: You really slayed that one

You sent $1,000,000 to KermodeBear with the message: Damn that joke took long to read through haha


You sent $500,000 to Charlottexoxox with the message: Most controversial one so far

You sent $1,000,000 to AZa_cadabra with the message: Holy crap, thats a horror story not a joke!

You sent $3,000,000 to Mr_Mestopheles with the message: Lmao, i was like lmao

You sent $500,000 to Joely105 with the message: Jesus, that was rough







[closed] Which players help noobs the most? · · 1 like


Lmao, shots fired.

There is no one in jail at this time. · · 1 like


$1bn bail fees reached :)

[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny ·

You sent $2,000,000 to Victorygin with the message: i lol'd


Closed ·


All sorted, thanks

[closed] Which players help noobs the most? · · 1 like


Good point. I actually noticed this today with a guy who had negative networth but was playing 100m+ RR games.

$1bn donated to to the Church · · 1 like


:) So are you saying there's no benefit to donating to the Church?

$1bn donated to to the Church · · 33 likes


Ever wondered what the message would be if you donated a lump sum of $1bn?



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There is no one in jail at this time. ·


Spent nearly $750m now. Think I'll stop at $1bn.

There is no one in jail at this time. · · 2 likes


Correct grenade rabbit man

There is no one in jail at this time. · · 19 likes


In memory of Bust Chain I decided to bail everyone out of jail

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Total cost over the last two days: approx $500m

Update: Spent $1bn now and have kept the jail mostly free for the last three days :)

[closed] Which players help noobs the most? · · 3 likes


I've got some cash and would be willing to donate some of it to be used as a fund to help newbies. Anyone trustworthy enough to take on the mantle?

(awaits 1,000 begging messages)



Update: took the advice here and decided against sending it to give noobies direct cash

[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 2 likes


These are getting controversial!
You sent $500,000 to Victorygin with the message: Oscar weiner!

You sent $2,000,000 to KingLion with the message: Dark sense of humour

You sent $1,000,000 to JackMehoff with the message: Savage joke
You sent $500,000 to Rappinp with the message: Sometimes illiteracy is funny, sometimes.

You sent $1,000,000 to SteveJones313 with the message: hehe


















Would you date the person above you? · · 1 like


She has Grade A banter so I would say yes.

[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 2 likes


You sent $1,500,000 to KingLion with the message: I lol'd

You sent $1,500,000 to littlesparrow29 with the message: Well done

[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny ·

You sent $2,000,000 to Wavecrest with the message: Lmao I was like lmao


[closed] Post a Joke - $1m+ if funny · · 1 like

You sent $500,000 to KingLion with the message: Remember as the years go by she'll continue to decline physically.


buying any SE 435 m / energy cans / dps / fhcs / · · 2 likes


Net worth: $1,176,337,739,088

Money mugged:$179,116,133

The no mug guarantee seems legit as your money mugged is 0.02% of your total wealth.