I have just got a new plant. A Venus Flytrap. $10 mill to the first person who can guess what I've named it.
Simple, eh?
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I have just got a new plant. A Venus Flytrap. $10 mill to the first person who can guess what I've named it.
Simple, eh?
We have a winner!
Congratulations to Miller.
The plant is called Stephen.
$10 mill on its way to you right now. :)
I say, chaps. What say we retake the Colonies? Men of Harlech also welcome, as are the Irish Guard. Give those upstarts a jolly good thrashing and put them in their place.
Bloody scruffs.
So... A normal hospital, then.
Anyway, to grant SHILOH_V his wish. No, you don't have to go to work tomorrow after your amazing holiday, which ended up with you being caught up in a freak yachting accident involving a meteorite, the Dalai Lama and an angry ostrich.
you awake in spaceslime's medical facility with a very sore bottom, a mouthful of feathers and a wizened old man in the next bed who just keeps saying "Om".
I wish that everybody had to communicate without words for a day.
Granted!
You now have eyes just like Elizabeth Taylor - dead, vacant, staring eyes; by now totally decomposed. People often confuse you for Obama when they look into them.
I wish for a suitable reward in Heaven after throwing myself under a truck and ridding the world of my arse Beiber.
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Granted!
You now have eyes just like Elizabeth Taylor - dead, vacant, staring eyes; by now totally decomposed. People often confuse you for Obama when they look into them.
I wish for a suitable reward in Heaven after throwing myself under a truck and ridding the world of my arse Beiber.
We have a winner!
Congratulations to Miller.
The plant is called Stephen.
$10 mill on its way to you right now. :)
Someone got incredibly clos, but it is the unabbreviated name I'm looking for...
Okay. An unabbreviated human first name.
I have in my hand a piece of paper...
Granted!
You are assigned more punishment detail. On the front line, cleaning the latrines. The piece of paper you have in your hand is toilet paper and always will be.
I wish I didn't have this terrible diarrhoea which makes your life so much more unpleasant.
Time for a clue?
Nope. I like Brian and Biggus Dickus though. Did you know he has a wife? Incontinentia Buttocks.
Love the Python references but sadly still wrong.
Miles out.
One of you got fairly close there...
What is this Audrey thing? No, no and thrice no.
Not a bad idea for the next one, though.
Granted!
The glitter falls all over the world. Mainly in South East Asia.
Turns out its Gary Glitter And the fallout from that will last for at least a hundred years.
I wish for David Cameron's spine on a silver platter. Oh, no, hang on, he doesn't have ona... What about about Obama's? Oh, no, same. Hmmm... Merkel?
No, but a good guess. I see you've been reading up on your Roman history.
I say, chaps. What say we retake the Colonies? Men of Harlech also welcome, as are the Irish Guard. Give those upstarts a jolly good thrashing and put them in their place.
Bloody scruffs.
Nooooo.
Auf Ulm...
Nope.
Not named after me. :)
Nah. Too obvious.
I have just got a new plant. A Venus Flytrap. $10 mill to the first person who can guess what I've named it.
Simple, eh?
EscapedGoblin [1849481]
A Pilgrim ay! Can't be helped I suppose. Grecians all the way old bean! Only joking - I don't watch football :)
Of course you don't, my dear chap. You watch Exeter City. :)
Who knows what they'd do without their loyal supporters (Sid & Doris Goblin).
I'll claim the County of Cornwall in the UK, as EscapedGoblin already has Devon and I live in plymouth but grew up in Cornwall.