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Kamala first policy is literally communism. · · 22 likes

Ummmm.... A ban on an anti competitive practice isn't communism, at all.

 

It's literally just a sensible capitalist policy, because anti competitive practices like price gouging, cartel behavior, and market allocation create undue cost-push inflationary pressures and are generally detrimental to economies for that reason.

 

You probably shouldn't talk about economic policy if you know nothing about economic policy.

 

Staff edit - obscene content

 

 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

Manual labor 112,555

Intelligence 122,210

Endurance 118,390

Total 353,155

EE: 10

 

Minimum requirements

Pay = 20x my highest stat (2.4m)

100 day signing bonus for EE 10 (240m upfront signing bonus)

 

Paying the signing bonus guarantees that I stick around for a MINIMUM of 3 years unless you shut down the company for whatever reason.

Resurgence is recruiting · · 4 likes

Resurgence is currently recruiting new players who want to make good money warring and want to actively grow in the game.
We offer the following perks, which are especially useful if you actively take Xanax to train your stats... Which if you don't, you should.

Toleration
Addiction XV: Reduces drug addiction gain by 30%
Overdosing III: Reduces risk of overdose by 9%
Side Effects V: Reduces the side effects of drugs and increases addiction mitigation by 15%

Suppression
Dexterity IV: Increases Dexterity passively by 4%
Defense IV: Increases Defense passively by 4%

Free Xanax and Meds for war

We will be working on Steadfast as our next branch, so we're working towards having increased gym gains, increased base stats, and decreased risks from drug taking.
In short; we're working on making it so you've got everything you need to get buff fast, and hopefully not have to worry so much about the consequences.

We enlist for war every week, and while we expect everyone to do their part; we also offer good payouts, and a considerable bonus for our standout performer in every 3 wars.

We have no stat requirements but you must login at least once every 2 days outside of war, and be as active as you can while warring.
We also expect that by the start of wars, you are fully stacked to 1000 Energy with Xanax (which we provide as mentioned above) and that you make yourself unavailable for attacks from the enemy by self-hosping while you're not actively hitting (which we will teach you how to do if you don't know).

If you're a new player, or you're coming back to the game after a break, consider joining Resurgence; and get buff with us.

If you have any questions feel free to message me.

The Collete Show: A Lesson in Pettiness · · 13 likes

Point one is pretty hilariously ironic coming from you, but alright.

 

Actually so is point two.

 

I'm not really sure how Grammar is doing anything at the expense of those around him.

Anyone engaging with his antics here is making their own choice to do so.

Don't want it to be at your expense?

Ignore him, the same way you've already ignored half of Torn's player base.

 

Point 4 seems at odds with point 3?

I see two people having a meltdown and it appears to be how both play this game.

Good for them.

 

Neither you nor Collette are a very good judge of what constitutes a moron, because both of you fall squarely into that category.

Not saying OP doesn't, he's at least as unhinged as Collette at any rate.

 

Honestly, below average, self-aggrandizing, condescending MinHeadRoom response. 1/10.

 

Do better.

HAKA | 12m | Diamond RW 00% | 18% Steadfast | 500m BS+ · · 3 likes

Ngl, this is the faction I would be wanting to join if I weren't happy where I am 

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America Party - New Political Party · · 1 like

It's a pipe dream, no matter who is backing it.

Until the US significantly reforms its political system to allow for proportional representation and removes the MANY barriers to third party candidates getting on ballots or debate stages, there is little point even discussing it.

 

The US has an entrenched 2 party system.

 

The more useful conversation, by far, is whether or not to move to a multi party, proportional system; and what reforms need to be made in order to achieve this.

DO RESEARCH · · 1 like

It's funny cause your first paragraph sounds like 90% of Christians or Muslims that I've ever met.

 

It's almost as if people aren't unfeeling robots, hard-coded to obey each and every diktat of their magical authoritarian sky fairy.

(RW) Hex vs Crime Syndicate · · 7 likes

Gottem.

Weak effort, HEX.

(RW) Hex vs Crime Syndicate · · 5 likes

Ez CSY win

Hamas announces dissolution of Gaza governing body, paves way for technocratic committee ·

But, you DO support Hamas.

You're just too stupid to realize that supporting the insane expansionist path that Israel is on and supporting Hamas are the same thing.

 

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 18 likes

First off...

This whole thing is hilarious.

The whole thread.

 

Shak doubling down so many times on his egregiously shit take is just the chef's kiss, honestly.

 

Idk how you even accidentally snipe a chain bonus, like it's not hard to watch a bar.

Pay attention.

 

With that said, even if you did this deliberately, TheStoneMan was WAY the hell out of line with the shit he was spouting.

 

500th hit, as Goku said above me, is nothing.

This dude is crying over fuck all.

 

"Wasting my weekend" was also brilliant cause fuck man if it take your entire faction a whole weekend to pull 500 hits in a chain, y'all SUCK.

 

Adding TheStoneMan to my shitlist regardless.

 

Thanks for the giggle.

Should the USA go to war over Tawain ·

No.

The official position of the United States is that it acknowledges but does not endorse Beijing's claim of sovereignty over Taiwan.

While it officially acknowledges that claim, it would run counter to its stated position to move to any form of war footing over the issue of Taiwan, regardless of how China goes about solving said issue.

 

Furthermore, the Taiwan Relations Act authorizes only cultural, commercial and diplomatic relations with Taiwan, as well as committing the US to providing arms for Taiwan to defend itself (keyword: "Itself").

SHOCKING! ISRAEL Violate ceasefire · · 2 likes

Oh look, the fascist, expansionist ethnostate is scrambling for ways to justify continuing to act like a fascist, expansionist ethnostate.

The Violent Left keeps missing, Thank God · · 2 likes

What violent left are you talking about?

Most of these attempts were not carried out by anyone discernably left wing.

 

Also, during the time of Abe Lincoln, the Republican party was the left wing party as compared to the Democratic party. 

The Democratic party, on the other hand, were right wing.

 

This didn't really change until the 1930s when Republican president Hoover declined to intervene after the Geeat Depression, whereas Democratic FDR did so, and became solidified in the 1960s when Barry Goldwater became the Republican nominee and ran on opposition to the Civil Right Act.

US went to war with iran on behalf of israel ·

Impressive work from Iran · · 1 like

There are very rarely any good guys in these situations.

 

In this particular one, to consider either the US, Israel or Iran as the "good guys" is, as it is in almost any conflict between states, utterly delusional.

Impressive work from Iran ·

And the suggestions from the preliminary investigation so far, are...

 

...The school was hit by a U.S. manufactured Tomahawk missile.

AND

The targeting data which was used in planning the strike was outdated.

Impressive work from Iran · · 1 like

Shill for Israel commenting on known Israeli honeypot operation...

 

Hmmm.

January 2026 Torn-O-Scopes · · 3 likes

Y'all need to be having this whole thing you've got going on in global so everyone can be entertained, please and thank you.

The Collete Show: A Lesson in Pettiness · · 13 likes

Point one is pretty hilariously ironic coming from you, but alright.

 

Actually so is point two.

 

I'm not really sure how Grammar is doing anything at the expense of those around him.

Anyone engaging with his antics here is making their own choice to do so.

Don't want it to be at your expense?

Ignore him, the same way you've already ignored half of Torn's player base.

 

Point 4 seems at odds with point 3?

I see two people having a meltdown and it appears to be how both play this game.

Good for them.

 

Neither you nor Collette are a very good judge of what constitutes a moron, because both of you fall squarely into that category.

Not saying OP doesn't, he's at least as unhinged as Collette at any rate.

 

Honestly, below average, self-aggrandizing, condescending MinHeadRoom response. 1/10.

 

Do better.

The Collete Show: A Lesson in Pettiness · · 4 likes

Bro this thread alone is gonna spike the price of TP like crazy with the amount that Collette is gonna be buying.

PARDON ME WHILE I RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (NSFW) · · 1 like

Achievement Unlocked: California Angst

Israel escalated Genociding Gaza ·

Operation Gideon's Chariot has entered the chat.

Bro still gonna defend the plan to expel all of the Palestinians from Gaza.

June 2025 TTT Sign Ups Closed! ·

I'm in. Sign me up 

Top 100 Battle Stats!! · · 1 like

Well done bruv