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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 460 likes

Staff edit: Please only write here when you are looking for work (recently).

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Player edit: another one bites the dust with over-zealous editing of an 8 year old post that is nothing more than lols now

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Torn's best beard? 3 CATEGORIES!! 700m+ in prizes! · · 70 likes

So, after a heated competiton between myself and mrtowelhead in global chat (which i won by a landslide), i realized that out of all the comparisons and IRL stuff this game has done, we have never had a "Torn's best beard"

The rules are simple: Show us the best beards Torn has to offer!
Categories are:
  • Best Beard
  • Worst Beard
  • Ladies Beard
Voting and Entries close @ new day Sunday TCT

Please note: I didnt expect this to be as popular as it has been. in fact i was expecting it to be graved pretty fast, and just did it for lols after the global chat beard-off, so the execution of this isn't perfect by a long stretch. if by some miracle we do this again in 12 months, it will be much better. please allow 4-6hrs after Sunday new day for me to tally everything up and triple check all votes, and then i will announce a winner :)



Best Beard Prizes:
The totally fictitious title of "His Royal Beardness"
10x xanax donated by myself
1x Drug Pack donated by cooksie
1x FHC Donated by Riot
$50,000,000 donated by Brakier
2x Lottery vouchers donated by Scarlett
40x Cannabis donated by JustJanet

**DonCorleone has graciously donated 500mill to the winner, IF they are willing to shave the beard and provide time stamps before and after the shavening**

Best Beard entrants
(Entrants can add different photos if they want)

PimpChu [1284243] Votes: 4
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DrZed [237786] Votes: 12
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Mead [1394423] Votes: 50
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Heasleys4Hemp [1468764] Votes: 20
[image: i.imgur.com]

Jenga187 [2202490] Votes: 51
[image: i.imgur.com]

wrxodus [2271092] Votes: 16
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Destroys [67441] Votes: 7
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Lugburz [2386297] Votes: 8
[image: i.imgur.com]

effingawesome [2200587] Votes: 5
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Dolfwagos [1900418] Votes: 47
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Legion [2190940] Votes: 25
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Rob [234790] Votes: 17
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Thraxas [2179139] Votes: 4
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Ishaan [2112856] Votes: 8
[image: cdn.discordapp.com]

Luciferm [2077459] Votes: 3
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Forestmuse_X [2118068] Votes: 14
[image: i.imgur.com]

chef [536670] votes: 10
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mrtowelhead [421718] Votes: 13
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Sheik89 [2240266] Votes: 2
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Ruve [2262304] Votes: 5
[image: profileimages.torn.com]

SeaLion [250755] Votes: 1
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Worst Beard Prizes:
The totally fictitious title of "His royal Beardless"
$5,000,000 donated by myself
Santa Beard donated by Scarlett
2x Bottle of Green Stout donated by Scarlett
2x Lottery vouchers donated by Scarlett
$30,000,000 donated by JustJanet

Worst Beard Entrants
(Entrants can add different photos if they want)

Juneboozy [2190417] Votes: 3
[image: i.imgur.com]


Andyman [471951] Votes: 19
[image: i.imgur.com]

rvspliffy [375538] Votes: 5
[image: i.ibb.co]

Triplicant [2037705] Votes: 27
[image: i.imgur.com]

Manic [1554958] Votes: 3
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cavpaca [2274053] Votes: 8
[image: i.imgur.com]

CV-Draugr [2115907] Votes: 22
[image: i.imgur.com]

MeanSteve [1696566] Votes: 21
[image: media.discordapp.net]

Zeeder [2130178] Votes: 21
[image: i.imgur.com]

Chit [1380260] Votes: 15
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MeanMonkey [2065017] Votes: 6
[image: i.postimg.cc]




Ladies Beard Prizes:
The totally fictitious title of "Her royal Beardness"
$25,000,000 Donated by myself
1x Drug Pack donated by DoinYaMom [1554256]
2x Lottery vouchers donated by Scarlett
20x Ecstasy donated by JustJanet
10x Xanax donated by Just Janet


Ladies Beard Entrants
Have fun with this!

Kelsie [340367] Votes: 62
[image: i.imgur.com]

TracyNicole [1612804] Votes: 11
[image: i.ibb.co]

MissHap [2202270] Votes: 9
[image: i.imgur.com]

LucyPanda [270111] Votes: 33
**Removed at the request of the entrant**

Exie [2223878] Votes: 13
[image: i.imgur.com]

Vikipedia [2003412] Votes: 28
**removed at request of entrant**









Lets have at it. show us them beards, and lets crown the best and worst beards on offer!!

The GREAT Torn Beard ON 2021 1.2bill - COMPLETED · · 48 likes

Welcome to Torn's great beard off of 2021!



A little History

This "competition" started as a joke in 2020, during the height of the covid lockdown in Australia between myself and mrtowelhead [421718] in global, over who had the better beard (i was due for a cut, then covid hit, so i just let it grow. it was majestic) and i won in a "landslide" (i bribed everyone)
it became so hyped that i jokingly said we should have a best beard competition for real. after prodding from many people, i started a thread in GD, which was immediately moved to FnG, much to my dismay.

From there, it blew up. people were entering left right and center, and then the people who couldnt grow majestic beards wanted to enter, so we created the worst beard category, and then the girls wanted to get in on the action, so we created a girls beard competition, which ended up being better than i could have ever imagined.

because this stemmed from a joke, i was wholly unprepared for the interest, or prize donations, so i was stuck counting votes manually, and i HATED it.

after the competition was completed, and Jenga187 [2202490] was crowned our bearded overlord, people started asking about 2021. i promised if people REALLY wanted to do this again, id absolutely run it again.

Fast Forward 12 months, and here we are again. the now annual beard competition.

in no particular order, i would like to thank last years donators. they helped us have a prize pool of over 700mill!!

cooksie
Riot
Brakier
Scarlett
JustJanet
DoinYaMom
SexySugaKong559

without you guys making it worthwhile, this would never have blown up the way it did. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Without further ado, lets get in to 2021!

for now, we have 4 total categories, an increase on last year!

they are
Best Men's beard
Worst Men's beard
best female beard
most decorative beard

Current prize pool value: 1Bill+ (prizes in post below)


Rules
-You can NOT use an old photo. as with Mr/Ms Torn, you must now include your name and ID in your post. this is to ensure it is far for all.
-submissions are open now (via message or chat to me), but submissions will not be posted until easter Monday. as i am in Australia, this will likely be Sunday for alot of you. any submissions posted in this thread before this date will not be considered/added to the poll
-submissions and voting will NOT be open at the same time
-Submissions will be open until 24/4/21
-voting will commence 25/4/21 and will close on 1/5/21
-Winners will be announced on 1/5/21 and prizes distributed
-anyone is free to donate any prize they want. if you do not advise which category you are nominating, i will distribute it fairly
-voting will be via a 3rd party, and will be embedded in the posts below
-you can only vote ONCE per category

I reserve the right to tweak the rules based on public feedback as needed until 5/4/21

As always, this is a bit of fun, and not an official torn competition. take it easy, and enjoy the competition as the bit of fun it is destined to be!

2020 Competition
2020 Best Beard - Jenga187
2020 Worst Beard - Triplicant
2020 Best Female Beard - Kelsie

Love mission: complete · · 588 likes

I swore to myself i wouldnt make this forum post at all, but now that this moment is here, im too excited not to share it!

3.5 years ago, i met the most amazing person in torn i could have ever hoped to meet. she's stupidly funny, sweet and one of the most amazing people ive ever had the pleasure of meeting. i have never felt more secure or cared for, as i do with her, and there isnt anything in this world i wouldnt do for her. 

and after 2.5 years of being "together" and building a relationship based on open communication and mutual admiration for each other, i can now say our relationship is going to the next level. 

my in-game spouse, Arcadia has had her visa to Australia approved!!

(flights and everything all sorted, just need to pick a date that gives us time to get everything ready on both ends)

I cant even begin to tell you guys how excited i am for us to begin the next chapter of our lives together, and i look forward to the day we can join Kelsie and Kevin, Kerry and cir and many of my other friends in the community center <3

Torn's community has always been the reason ive played, and why i keep coming back. its always been my "rl", and i have learned so much from so many people that has genuinely shaped who i am as a person today.

finding my forever person is just icing on the cake now, and i cant wait to share the adventures we go on with everyone!

InQuest - Growth and Dedication · · 37 likes

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for those unfamiliar with InQuest, feel free to read the newspaper article on us here

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We are a high quality faction with an 11-2 record looking for highly active people in the 250m+ stat range. we are looking for the best and brightest, and those who are looking for a home.

You will be playing with like minded players who lay it all on the line every war to ensure a win for the faction. RW payouts are based purely on effort, and reward you for putting the most in that you can. both war and outside hits are factored in your payouts.

in return, we offer the following:
free points, with mild training E requirements
max toleration
steadfast 10 all around.
warlords
all warring supplies
free meds all the time
free beer all the time

If you are interested in joining, please apply to the faction with why you think you will be a good fit.

If RW payouts are the only thing you are interested in, we may not be the faction for you. we are looking for people who want to further their game, make friends, and grow together.

you are not interviewing us, we are interviewing you. we offer great payouts and excellent perks.


What kind of faction are you joining?

a faction with one of the best win percentages in torn
a faction that will not back down, regardless of who the challenge is from
a faction that will dedicate itself to you, as much as you dedicate to us.

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Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

looking to spend up to 5b on faction, main bonus branch needed is as much toleration as possible.

World War 2013 ·

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but, good to see you're still around! :D

World War 2013 ·

Shit wish I’d kept reading before spending 5mins scrolling through my competition log to find it only went back to 2020 lol

Jeyam is a dirty mf who doesnt care about loyalty and is a scammer · · 6 likes


these are not the stats of someone who couldnt rehab during elimination lol

World War 2013 · · 14 likes

Hi Everyone!

Can anyone remember any of the details of the World War competition from 2013?

I was surprised to see i only earned the first place merit for Apex winning Elimination this year, and when i went around hunting, i found i had earned all the other merits in 2013



Confused, because i do not remember ever enlisting in Elimination before this year, it turns out that i entered the World War competition, and the merits were recycled when replaced by Elimination. Newspaper articles only go back to around 2015, so im struggling to remember any real details. 

is there a chance anyone remembers the top 3 finishers, how the competition worked, any other interesting details?

I am drawing a complete and total blank beyond remembering now that the competition exists. lol

thanks!

BUM FIGHTS - E Tu Whanau Production · · 2 likes

Hello I am noob please train me

What elimination prize did u chose? ·

11:23:31 - 17/09/26 You chose a Six-Pack of Energy Drink as your prize from the available options

APEX ON TOP - Elimination Winners · · 7 likes

I didn’t get a special mention, but just so everyone knows, I was here. 

I didn’t do anything, but I did some amazing shitposting. 

Elimination drama thread · · 2 likes

Hey I’m not a nobody

Elimination drama thread · · 2 likes

Flip deez nutz 

Elimination drama thread · · 2 likes

hey so um, we were never battered lol

Poll: Did you Find Elimination Fun? ·

i actually voted no. 

though ive met some phenomenally good people this week which has been super enjoyable, it seems unless you're in the leadership group, you're just there to be pointed to a target and told to kill, and there has (at least for me in Apex) been a complete lack of drama to make the week interesting lol


Elimination drama thread · · 3 likes

if you dont want to farm noobs, have you tried....not doing that? lol

And GD never needed to turn on Apex. but it was an incredible missed opportunity to not put plans together for the 1v1. 

Elimination drama thread · · 6 likes

i know LDP irl and he would never do that.

or would. or wouldnt. 

idk im just here for merits

APEX!!! · · 9 likes

this guy does not speak for Apex. 

Elimination drama thread · · 16 likes

with all due respect to GD, i dont think the flip (or lack of a flip) was where their main problem laid. 

and i totally get that they want to be gentlemen about the final two and all that.

but, i genuinely cant understand the decision not to prep and be ready for the final 2. assuming there was no firm agreement in place for Apex to win (which i believe there wasnt) its absolutely baffling to me that they simply werent ready for the 1v1 in any shape. 

Elimination drama thread · · 14 likes

if it makes you feel better, most of us dont even know why the hate is so strong from HV at us lol

Elimination drama thread · · 5 likes

Elimination drama thread · · 21 likes

good luck Gold Dust!

Elimination drama thread · · 10 likes

this is absolutely outrageous and can not be allowed to stand. APEX have done me wrong. 

for the last 5 days, i have been petitioning for King Shark to be our team mascot. 

in fact, it has been radio silence. 

I demand King Shark be our team mascot!