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Count me in, seems like fun

Some of you may not know but Duke and I have had a crooked and scandalous relationship for months. I love him, he's my protector, my sugar daddy..everything every girl wants. Thats why I'm so sad as I type...I miss my Dukie. It was years ago, this past Christmas when I joined the Cookie competition, only to be snubbed by my secret partner. I deleted my cookies out of shame, and when I asked him why he was abusing me in this way he coldly admonished :
Duke: Duke aint abused nobody
Duke: What you want from the Duke?

I felt used, and completely denied of the love we once shared. I knew my cookies should've come out in top three so I pleaded with him to watch them again and to be honest. I was shocked with his reply and my heart could take no more :

Duke: They're alright. Reminds me of that art guy who did the meltin shit
That was the last time we spoke. Today I went with high hopes. "Who is mean on Valentines?" I thought. I told him my feelings were the same, that I really wanted more of his money...

Duke: Duke aint gonna promise you gold
Duke: i aint gonna promise you nothin
Duke: you are my monkey, now dance


I'm so heart broken on Valentine's. If you read this and still don't give me no loving Mr. Duke...I'm gonna post all our clandestine messages for all of Torn to see.

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

^ the start of all this madness

Mixture of "Sonnet 18" and "The Raven" with some original nonsense Ode to the time Duke stole my prize

Shall I compare thee to a hot summer's day?

Mais non, thou art too chilly and dispassionate

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May

But its your detour causing fetor that causes all of Torn's dismay

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December

That I joined the cookie comp to find that you stole my prize

Eagerly I wished the morrow; hoping you'd come - ease my sorrow

Like you did during our long nights on the Plutonian Shore

"Sir" said I, "or ho, truly my forgiveness you should implore

Cuz the fact is those snowmen cookies were da bomb.

Your only reply..."Nevermore"

"Wretch!" I cried, respite, respite and nepenthe

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget the wrong that was aimlessly done!

O Duke, take thy beak from out my heart,

leave no black plume as a token to compense my golden ribbon? your soul hath stolen!

Just gimme a nice present, ehm, take thy beak from out my heart again

Ehm, leave my loneliness unbroken and err..

Beguile my sad fancy into smiling

Lel, so fake. Putin is too busy being manly to play torn..

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Selling 1800 happy Castle for 200m. Lower than market prices. Can give offers as well, pm me

You were sent a Bronze Ribbon from Duke with the message: Yous get third, which rhymes with bird. Or turd. Whichever I dont care. Heres your got damn ribbon.

I guess you do remember our nights on the Plutonian shore! lol. Thanks Duke

Mixture of "Sonnet 18" and "The Raven" with some original nonsense Ode to the time Duke stole my prize

Shall I compare thee to a hot summer's day?

Mais non, thou art too chilly and dispassionate

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May

But its your detour causing fetor that causes all of Torn's dismay

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December

That I joined the cookie comp to find that you stole my prize

Eagerly I wished the morrow; hoping you'd come - ease my sorrow

Like you did during our long nights on the Plutonian Shore

"Sir" said I, "or ho, truly my forgiveness you should implore

Cuz the fact is those snowmen cookies were da bomb.

Your only reply..."Nevermore"

"Wretch!" I cried, respite, respite and nepenthe

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget the wrong that was aimlessly done!

O Duke, take thy beak from out my heart,

leave no black plume as a token to compense my golden ribbon? your soul hath stolen!

Just gimme a nice present, ehm, take thy beak from out my heart again

Ehm, leave my loneliness unbroken and err..

Beguile my sad fancy into smiling

Yep, got a pink one there yesterday

Count me in, seems like fun

Lel, so fake. Putin is too busy being manly to play torn..

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

Some of you may not know but Duke and I have had a crooked and scandalous relationship for months. I love him, he's my protector, my sugar daddy..everything every girl wants. Thats why I'm so sad as I type...I miss my Dukie. It was years ago, this past Christmas when I joined the Cookie competition, only to be snubbed by my secret partner. I deleted my cookies out of shame, and when I asked him why he was abusing me in this way he coldly admonished :
Duke: Duke aint abused nobody
Duke: What you want from the Duke?

I felt used, and completely denied of the love we once shared. I knew my cookies should've come out in top three so I pleaded with him to watch them again and to be honest. I was shocked with his reply and my heart could take no more :

Duke: They're alright. Reminds me of that art guy who did the meltin shit
That was the last time we spoke. Today I went with high hopes. "Who is mean on Valentines?" I thought. I told him my feelings were the same, that I really wanted more of his money...

Duke: Duke aint gonna promise you gold
Duke: i aint gonna promise you nothin
Duke: you are my monkey, now dance


I'm so heart broken on Valentine's. If you read this and still don't give me no loving Mr. Duke...I'm gonna post all our clandestine messages for all of Torn to see.

[image: profileimages.torn.com]

^ the start of all this madness

[image: profileimages.torn.com]



[image: profileimages.torn.com]



My "Melting Snowmen" Cookies with a more positive and festive green and red cookie in the centre. This is the part of the Snowman's life cycle that is sadly forgotten..my entry, however, generously reminds you. You're Welcome. Also, I love you Duke.

Selling 1800 happy Castle for 200m. Lower than market prices. Can give offers as well, pm me