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Flight Club Investments-2.5%-450b+ invested! · · 60 likes

The Flight Club is excited to announce our 2024 Museum Day Investment Program! No losses, minimal effort, guaranteed returns! Minimum 0.4% per week paid on Museum Day At the time of this post, we are paying 2.5%* Better than PI rentals by a significant margin.

450+ already invested and over 24b interest to be paid on Museum Day!




tl;dr - pledge an investment amount, wait your turn, send cash when we contact you, wait til May, get cash + interest ???.


*Interest rates are dynamic based on the date we collect funds. Current Interest Rate posted HERE: Interest Rates




Looking for a way to diversify your Torn portfolio with guaranteed returns?

Thinking about buying up flowers & plushies for Museum Day, but don't want to deal with clicking for hours?

Tired of taking emotional damage from Stocks 2.0?

Have money collecting dust in the Caymans? Read on!


We are of 500+ players who collect flower/plushie sets, and split the additional profit made turning them in for points. Our humble flying club is currently hoarding sets for that sweet Museum Day bump on May 17th. Due to the intense capital requirement of hoarding sets, we are opening up the opportunity for outside investors to join in the fun and collect a substantial slice of profit without having to step foot on a plane or manage gathering millions of items (and shuffle them through Torn’s antiquated inventory system).


The Flight Club currently collects approximately ~$5b worth of item sets per day. Assuming we continue that pace, we will be accepting around ~$35b+ per week in investor funds.



How do I invest?


  1. TORN MAIL any of the Managers listed below the with the amount you pledge to invest (minimum $2.5b), and approximate time zone (to assign you the most appropriate Investment Manager). Then join our discord. Send a MAIL so there is a reliable TCT timestamp.
    MIA
    Kv0the
    harpy
    krasswez
    Neosus
  2. The Manager will add you to the Investor List Investors, and give you the @Investor role in discord.
  3. Chill, hang out in the discord and free up that investment cash for when we message you.
  4. Investments are collected $10b at a time from each Investor on the list, roughly 1 investors per day. Then we start over at the top. When you are next on the list, Kv0the, MIA, harpy, krasswez, or Neosus will message you and coordinate the cash transfer. You will have 24hrs to respond and an additional 12hrs to complete the transfer. Your investment will be recorded here: Investments.
  5. Payouts begin after Museum Day ends. Please be patient, the sheer massive number of items to be manipulated (and Torn inventory lag) will require some time to work through!

NOTE: Interest rate automatically updates based on market prices. Interest rate is set when mail is sent. Interest Rates


NOTE 2: More questions? See the ? FAQ



Edit: updated interest rate, lowered investment threshold to 2.5b

SEs · · 51 likes

Buying all stat enhancers

442 dumbbell

445 parachute

442 boxing gloves

412 skateboard

 

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 44 likes

21% expose proof

(posted for proof and karma, not for sale under 45b)

 

 

Poll re-votes/resets · · 184 likes

In light of the recent Chedburn poll post, allow users to change their votes or allow the OP to reset the poll once they have fully explained what they are actually asking.

Employee star drop · · 27 likes

If directors are supposed to police multis, give us access to the multihunter tools.

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