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Guide to Armor-running · · 75 likes


*Staff Edit*

Cleared at player request.

Best Torn Meme - Holidays '17 · · 83 likes

Questions for Road to 100b! · · 37 likes

Hippo's guide for 30b - 100b

Your girlfriend is mad at you, your career is hanging by a thread but there is no denying it, you are RICH on a game where you pretend to be a badass.

With a full vault and having bought all Benefit Blocks, you're ready to move into the top 0.1% wealthy players.
At this point you're looking to make quick cash. To get this far, you've been logging in for hours every day, losing sleep to update your bazaar and score the best deals.

At the back of your head you have this annoying voice telling you to get on with real life because this is just a game. You've become extremely good at ignoring this voice by now but you know its time to make a compromise with it. This is usually the point where we can move onto step 1.

Step 1: put it all on red


Now you are up to roughly 60b, congratulations! your heart is racing. you are sweating and smiling wierdly at a computer screen. people are looking at you wierdly.

It is now time to move on to step 2.

Step 2: put it all on black


You now have 120b. You can finally reply to your best friends text from 2 months ago: "dude where the f have you been the last 3 years?" and tell him what you've achieved. I'm sure he will be very impressed.

* Individual results may vary,




Poker Bug Abuse · · 9 likes


Watched this hand. Was far worse than a bad-split where you can blame the system. In this case, Stampy was given the choice to cheat, and he knowingly took it, stealing 100m. Stampy even bragged about his double-bet it in the chatbox. Hope Vern gets his money back and Stampy is dealt with for bug-abuse

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

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Scam crime - t.map is not a function ·

Same on windows desktop firefox

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual labor 203,062 

Intelligence 228,981

Endurance 176,426

Total  608,469

 

10 EE merits and drug free which means my effectiveness never drops a single point.

 

Looking for 0 salary and 5+ trains p/day at any company.

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

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  • Manual labor 202,164
  • Intelligence 225,455
  • Endurance 174,983
  • Total 602,602

 

10/10 EE merits.

 

0 drugs

 

Looking for highest pay offer. Thanks :)

faction chat missing ·

I can't access or see my faction chat on any device. Exact same issue as https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=19&t=16418287&b=0&a=0

 

Thanks for help

Faction Chat missing ·

I'm having the exact same issue

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

65 natural nerve. 

Looking for a peaceful faction for specials.

Casino Slots Win Chance Revealed ·

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Casino Slots Win Chance Revealed ·

Considering you pretty much nailed the expected win-rate of winning 'any prize,' it appears your biggest issue now is that your sample size is farrr too small resulting in an incorrect expected value of 1.0621 when the statistics page shows its actually around 0.97 and Slots is a losing game.

 

Considering the biggest 2 prizes are the player's bet x2000 and x1000 when the majority of the other 18 prizes are only like x2 - x20, if your sample set has just a couple x2000s higher than normal it'll totally throw off your results. 

 

To further show the point, I've personally done nearly as many spins as your sample size and my win/loss ratio is around 1.09 which is very different from your results so much more data is needed I believe!

 

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Casino Slots Win Chance Revealed · · 10 likes

AFAIK slots is similar to 'Spin the Wheel' in that each time you spin, the backend assigns you a prize or loss based on probabilities before the wheel graphics have even begun to spin. The graphic are just that - a graphic to make it more fun. So its pointless working out the probabilities of a single TORN and then trying to extrapolate out to achieving 3 TORNS because the game is actually only rolling once, not 3 separate times for each reel.

 

Perhaps someone knows better than me though lol I haven't been active for a while

'Casino' section in Personal Stats · · 1 like

Personal statistics for most casino games are already saved in the "statistics" page of each game so it should be simple to update. It would be fun to see some of these stats in people's Personal statistics page. Judging others and comparing random stats is a big part of the game and degen stats like casino games feels like a natural addition. E.g. "total slots spins" etc.

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Spot the egg · · 4 likes

(S) 41.45 pants and 41.21 gloves crazy cheap ·

Cleaning out my bazaar and items. Selling 41.45 combat pants and 41.21 gloves for 30m each or 55m for both

Chat me or buy direct from bazaar

SELLING rubber ducky of Doom staff collectable ·

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critical hits mostly in the nuts and vjayjay · · 5 likes

and groin is obvs a clitical hit

SELLING rubber ducky of Doom staff collectable ·

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