- Duke contracts completed:573
- Mission credits earned:23,549
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So every Tuesday the big players in Torn come to my joint for a little high-stakes poker. We got booze, fine cigars, expensive hookers; it's a classy night. My old friend,
MaxB, talked me into letting him join the game last week and convinced me to short him $50k. The turkey went and lost it all after like five hands, and THEN it turns out he's got nothing to pay me back with.
It's not much money, and he's a good friend. But how's it look if I go easy on him? I'd have people walking all over me! So here's what you're going to do. You're gonna convince him to offer me shares in his business to pay off the debt. Maybe a 20% cut? It don't matter exactly. It's the principal of the thing!
But you ain't gonna persuade him with no business props position or pie charms or nothing, no, you're gonna use something way more convincing. Your fists. No guns. No knives. Just fists. Maybe your feet too, unless you got those fancy shoes with knives in. I need to get me a pair of those actually.
- Defeat MaxB using only fists or kick.
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- $96,000 received
- 55 Mission credits received
- Agent standing increased
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L.E.:
Drug Problem Expert
Okay, step one of their twelve-step program worked pretty well. I'm sure the problem will build up again, though, and when it does I'll call you in for step two.
- $144,000 received
- 65 Mission credits received
- Agent standing increased
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LE2:
An Honorary Degree Expert
sopy, did you go to college? Me neither. Studied at the School of Hard Knocks, University of Life, and the Kindergarten of...of...pulling myself up by the seat of my pants. But Torn College says if I make a donation to fund their new student union, they could see their way to offering me an honorary degree as a local successful businessman.
That would look nice on the wall over there, wouldn't it? Just one thing:
cibber sits on the college board and he doesn't like the idea. I never even met him, so what is there not to like? I'm no more dirty than anybody else in town!
I never even wanted a degree before, but now somebody says I can't have it, I really gotta have it. Besides, I already bought the picture frame for it. Visit
cibber and convince him to let me graduate. Don't go using guns though, this ain't no high school rampage by some loner who hates the cool kids, just beat on
cibber a little so he sees things different.
- Defeat cibber without using any guns
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Nice work.
cibber has stepped out of the way. Now I get my degree! Do I need to buy one of those hats to throw in the air or what?
- Defeat cibber without using any guns
- $64,000 received
- 26 Mission credits received
- Agent standing increased
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LE3:
Frenzy Expert
Do you know how many of my clients don't pay their fees? None of them. In the end, they always pay, either in bucks or blood, I get my dues. That's only possible if people are scared of me, and I make them scared by keeping attack dogs like you looking intimiditdat...intimitidati... scary, looking scary.
To put you on your toes and remind people that you're meaner than a bear with a sure head, I want you to take a little training exercise we call "frenzy". Nothing too bad. You just gotta attack a person. And then another one. And then another one, and keep going until you're done, all inside of 72 hours.
- Defeat 15 people (0 / 15)
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Frenzy Expert
Excellent. I like it when my guys can take down a bunch of people, bam-bam-BAM. You may need that skill sooner than you know. Here's some cash for your troubles, go buy yourself some gauze and stop bleeding on my carpet.
- Defeat 15 people (15 / 15)
- $136,000 received
- 59 Mission credits received
- Agent standing increased
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LE4:
Dirty Little Secret Very easy
Oh man I need to get on
C_M_Burns's good side real quick. He has some real nasty info on me that he is planning on leaking out to the press and if it gets out there, well let's just say I'm gonna have a real grubby little nickname for a few years. I mean what has it come to when what one man does in the privacy of his own back yard with a hosepipe is anyone's business but his?
Usually I'd say go kick
C_M_Burns's ass but we're gonna need to be smart on this one cause of what's at steaks. I want you to pay someone to take out
C_M_Burns, but then when they done it you swoop in like the maid of honor and you kick the ass of the person what attacked
C_M_Burns. Even if you get your ass kicked I can say to
C_M_Burns hey look, I tried to defend you, we're even now yeah? Then maybe they won't show off that thing I been doing.
- Put a bounty on C_M_Burns
- Wait for the bounty to be fulfilled
- Attack the person who claimed the bounty
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Dirty Little Secret Very easy
It worked!
C_M_Burns gave me back them photographs of me doing...well you don't need to know what I was doing. I been lonely lately, don't judge me. But now
C_M_Burns thinks I'm a hero cause I helped em out and now we're buddies! Although I think he is into even weirder stuff than me, which is sayin something!
- Put a bounty on C_M_Burns
- Wait for the bounty to be fulfilled
- Attack the person who claimed the bounty
- $626,000 received
- 34 Mission credits received
- Agent standing increased
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