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[HIRING] CF Management Solutions · · 9 likes

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CF Management Solutions is currently looking for active and responsible players to fill positions in a variety of companies. We offer Fair Wages, Weekly Trains, and will soon offer Loyalty Bonuses and Company Competitions.





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3 STAR LOGISTICS - Lumper - 1 Position(s) Available


Minimum 50K MAN + 25K END



SET Daily Pay



Weekly Trains


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*Positions are advertised on an as-available basis and may be at any company and star level - Vacancies listed are for all companies operated under CF Management Solutions.CF Management Solutions is commited to a "No Poaching" policy - This means we do not approach staff at active companies unless the director is in Federal Jail or is no longer active.

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Toothbrush Raffle, Win 2 Donator Packs! [DRAWN] · · 13 likes

Hello all :)

 

As you might know a couple of weeks ago Bumbi started collecting toothbrushes and was briefly the number one collector in torn for this item, now I am. Unfortunately Bumbi has decided to be a troll and try to buy up enough toothbrushes to over take me as the greatest toothbrush collector of all time. This can't happen.

 

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That's why I hosting a raffle for a chance to win 2 donator packs.

 

To enter all you need to do is send me toothbrushes. There is no limit on how many. Your chance is only dependant on how many tickets/toothbrushes you have. 

 

The raffle will end 01:00am TCT on the 11th of June. I will make the draw the following morning and announce the winner here.

 

I will keep a tally of all the entries to give you guys an idea of what your chances might be. 

 

Good luck and happy scrubbing!

TOOTHBRUSHES COLLECTED - MORE THAN BUMBI

ENTRIES - ONE ENTRY PER TOOTHBRUSH

You were sent a Toothbrush from MizZinfandel with the message: Raffle

You were sent 516x Toothbrush from wet_bra

You were sent 14x Toothbrush from Ikkakujuu with the message: Good luck with your collection
You were sent a Toothbrush from SidhuMooseWala with the message: Raffle for 2 DP xD

You were sent 5x Toothbrush from OriginalValjean with the message: Toothbrush raffle

You were sent 749x Toothbrush from Rick-Grimes with the message: Cause Bumbi wants them

You were sent 3100x Toothbrush from wet_bra with the message: I intercepted Bumbi's package of toothbrushes for you!! Enjoy :D

You were sent a Toothbrush from Exodus with the message: F*ck Bumbi.

You were sent 245x Toothbrush from wet_bra

You were sent 6x Toothbrush from Onyx with the message: Enter me into the raffle pls

You were sent 53x Toothbrush from Exodus

You were sent a Toothbrush from NeonRhino

You were sent 4x Toothbrush from Kelby_Rawson

You were sent 15x Toothbrush from MizZinfandel with the message: Punkass

You were sent a Toothbrush from shaine

You were sent 12x Toothbrush from colaman32

You were sent 5x Toothbrush from JakeRat

You were sent 100x Toothbrush from Gn0m3 with the message: Raffle

You were sent 3225x Toothbrush from Bumbi with the message: RAFFLE ENTRY LMAO

You were sent 12x Toothbrush from MizZinfandel with the message: Raffle

You were sent 1001x Toothbrush from Mistborn with the message: From wet_bra

 

beware 100% No PIRATES faction · · 80 likes

The Torn Fight Simulator · · 83 likes

spent a solid 5 minutes looking for why it was called a flight simulator

An interesting discussion with a stranger · · 29 likes

Aspergers is not an excuse to be an assburger.

How pathetic to even use that as an excuse. Fits him perfectly though. Slimy little shit rat.

Edit: TH3xMUT4NT disliked your post

Glad you're reading this you shitty little punk. Stay tuned.

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Banning of third party casinos ·

While I absolutely implore players to enterprise and enjoy the RP of the RPG side of things, there comes a point where it just becomes a trend used to take advantage of others. 

There's no guarantee that games aren't rigged, there's no regulatory oversight, and there's no way of stopping people who are casino banned from gambling. 

At the same time...what is it about these casinos that is so attractive that people will take the risk of leaving torn to use them? 

Time to say goodbye ·

All the best Windy. Been fun warring with and against you over the years. :)

{CLOSED} {grave} ·

balls

Legal Trouble - Help Needed · · 1 like

my brother, just do drugs and say that the pressure of being harassed about drugs forced you to start them, and then sue them for damages

Married! Wish us luck! · · 1 like

this ain't gonna go well with your edit lol

My First Year in Torn · · 2 likes

english only, schlampe xxxx

My First Year in Torn · · 2 likes

gg now show us your boobs sir

8.5-10h Hosp (85% Stricken) $4m | Top 40 BS Merc · · 1 like

yes my love, it was pre war / pre perks <3

8.5-10h Hosp (85% Stricken) $4m | Top 40 BS Merc · · 2 likes

hits me hard but unfortunately doesn’t dress up all sexy to do it

 

4/5 stars

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

Thanks, now I can just quote yours instead of finding my own image.

Cry about it. Lol.

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

"The entire P2W part of this discussion was about whether or not you can pay money for time and effort" - You can't.

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

"Doesn't that mean you CAN purchase time with real money? Instead of spending up to a week to grind for a DP, they can spend $5 USD and save up to an entire week AND all the time and energy used!" 

No? You could also buy it in under 5 minutes if someone gives you enough $TCD - doesn't mean they gave you a week, does it?

Even swiping a card you still need to put in time and effort to get to the point where your $$ becomes effective at improving your gameplay.

 

People have gotten to the same point by skimming their factions whilst leadership, too. Doesn't mean they swiped cards at all.


Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

Do you really think someone who swipes their card for everything is having any sort of fun and will remain interested long term? What point is there in a game with no reason to set goals and challenges for yourself?

The DP can easily be purchased within a week by anyone smart enough to sell losses short term, power level to 15, and travel. 

An EOD set will provide little benefit when there are no stats to use it. 

Now, how many people do you actually see swiping their card to 'skip ahead'? Not many. Clearly the cost outweighs the benefits and it's not as much of a P2W method as you think.

i am literally so fucking pathetic ·


oof

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

Yes, I did.

And I responded by telling you that you literally cannot buy time and effort. You can buy short term results at extreme costs, but you will ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL, be limited by time. That is why we have cooldowns. You cannot circumvent them. bogie does not take bribes.

Sorry that's a hard concept?

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

Hey, you're the one crying about sneakers being an "uber rich people flex" so...

Quit being a brokie. Get good.

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. ·

You cannot buy time and effort. If you could, why even bother living out the working grind part of your life, just go ahead and skip to the good part. 

You can buy torn dollars. Torn dollars still do not buy time. Don't be dumb.

Sports sneakers are a weird flex, but here's this instead, I haven't got sneakers yet.

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. · · 1 like

Sure, but you forget that those 5% gains are peanuts until you've put the time and effort into training speed to a point where the difference is truly noticeable. Once again there is a cost in there that cannot be balanced with real world money, at least not in any meaningful amount. 

The argument of "P2W" in torn is fundamentally flawed by the inability to buy time and effort outside of account sharing, which is a game ban. It's a weak statement thrown around by people who either don't understand the game mechanics or are just shockingly bad at the game and think that the game is bad, not them.

For "P2W" to be even remotely true, a player must have invested significant time and energy into growing their stats to a point where SEs are useful. That's a shit ton of FHCs and cans and if someone is dropping $$$ for that, fuck me, they're probably not going to bother with the sneakers in the first place.

Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. · · 1 like

Gotta remember that all stats compliment eachother. You could have popeye's arm (+Str) but if you're slow af swinging it(-Spd), they're just going to dodge it(+Dex), but it would hurt like a motherfucker if it landed (-Def).


Lets talk about Sports Sneakers. · · 2 likes

hate it cus u aint it

 

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