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Custom Races needs a tweak · · 139 likes



THIS IDEA (OPTION B) HAS NOW BEEN IMPLEMENTED

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT




Custom races are difficult to 'moderate' with regards to either racing stock cars (no upgrades) and tweaked cars (upgraded)

basically if we try to have a stock car race ppl are cheating and basically ruining the fun by lying and using tweaked cars

SO

would it be possible to either have the upgrades visible to the race setter with the ability to 'kick' the offenders OPTION A

or

have a setting in the custom race set up to toggle upgrades on or off so auto filters cars... OPTION B



IF YOU DECIDE TO VOTE, PLEASE PLEASE RATE THE FORUM UP, THE DEVS WONT LOOK AT IT OTHERWISE.

CEO for a group of companies.. · · 117 likes

A suggestion for Companies with a side order of educations.

So the idea is of a Chief Executive Officer of a Corporation of separate companies.

The CEO will need a whole new set of educations, similiar in template to existing eds with ref to time/length and should be made expensive, with the first one also having to be completed by any prospective Directors.


Example... Greefus is a prospective CEO, he has done the extra eds and has a TV Comp set up and running well. He decides to start another one. He then interviews for a new director, the director having already completed the first of the new eds. Greefus accepts him as Director.
The Directors pay is negioated between him and the CEO.
The Director is responsible for all company running.
BUT the CEO can overrule him in any section of the company.
The Director does NOT have access to the company vault BUT can use the cash on upgrades.
The system will inform the CEO if it goes into neg profit. However daily totals will be manual to keep server load down.

Heres the catch, if Greefus wants to expand his empire by starting a new company, he can NOT simply buy an existing company, he has to grow one from scratch.
CEO can run the new company directly.
A Director can be appointed at any time.
Any companies can be used in this manner.
Any monies removed from a company to the corporation will be subject to corporation tax. Any monies removed from corp will be subject to a enhanced income tax.
There will be a monthly 'audit' where an inspector comes in and evaluates the company. If the CEO is offline for a substantial amount of time, a penalty will be incurred by the CEO. This service will be mandatory and will be charged to the Corporation.
If the company consistantly fails, the standard rules will apply with regards to cash, however the CEO can step in directly and take control which will immediately render the Director unemployed.



I can already hear ppl screaming about its going to make the richer and the poor poorer. There will be sufficient scope in the idea to accommodate all players and like with all things torn, you cannot simply set it up and log out for 6 months.

This idea is NOT complete, please feel free to add constructive comments.

Anti-Semetism again rears its head · · 66 likes

so we been fighting in a lil old war... its been fun... even the Official War Thread has mostly been fun...

then i get bountied by this guy Holy [1951650] ... and again all good its part of the war so he gets bountied back

(HOLY is currently in SA with a 2mil bounty on him...)

THEN i get this
  • Someone has placed 2 bounties on you with rewards of $1 and the reason: Ugly jew
    14:11:33
    29/07/23
so im sensible and get a reveal done

********** says:
You used 25 job points to trace active bounties that have been placed on MaxHeadRoom.same faction as Holy The Ghosts

I'm all for a bit of inclusivity and teamwork within a faction but this level of discrimination is completely unacceptable

tutorial toggle · · 19 likes

my tutorial toggle keeps activating.despite switching it off. been happening abouoot 24hrs now
win7 sp1
android
kindle fire

can they add non bianary pronouns? · · 58 likes

ffs this crap again...

takes a deep breath ready for an epic rant.......

f**k it cant be arsed....


MaxHeadRoom fired 5 rounds of his Jackhammer critically hitting scp-024-1 in the Head for 4756

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Happy birthday to me · · 1 like

<3 

Happy birthday to me · · 5 likes

6000 days old

 

still not fedded, (although many have tried)

 

still playing... just

 

go Me!

 

lol

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 1 like

not missed, i just aint taking AI that seriously

Mediocre Loadouts of Torn · · 5 likes

 i cant believe i have to explain this to you considering the age of your acc.

 

torn only rewards effort within the game.

 

your logins are none existent. the last time you logged in was 6 months ago.

 

 

 

you create a thread bleating that your weapons arent good enough and yet you have made zero effort.

 

cant decide if you a troll or just entitled

 

 

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... ·

  1. 6. He can come across as arguing against the premise rather than acknowledging the frustration

    This is probably the psychological heart of it.

    Imagine a player says:

    "This change is fucking stupid because it breaks my chain-watching script."

    What the player emotionally wants is something like:

    "Yeah, I can see why that's frustrating. Unfortunately, here's why we've changed the rule."

    Pedro's tendency is closer to:

    "Here's the relevant definition of scraping, here's why your implementation falls under it, and here's the API endpoint you should use."

    The second answer is more precise, but the first answer is more socially satisfying.

    That difference matters enormously in an online game where players don't necessarily care about the elegance of the underlying technical architecture.


    7. He also seems to have a very high tolerance for being challenged

    This is worth separating from "being a twat."

    The forum evidence shows players repeatedly challenging his interpretations, sometimes fairly aggressively. He continues answering questions rather than simply shutting the threads down.

    The ranked-war thread in particular is enormous and contains sustained questioning of the proposed system. Pedro continues to explain the mechanics and respond to objections. TTorn

    Likewise, in the search discussion, he actually solicits examples from users because he appears interested in identifying concrete shortcomings. TTorn

    So the evidence doesn't really support:

    "Pedro is an asshole who doesn't listen."

    It supports something more nuanced:

    "Pedro is willing to listen, but he listens like a software developer."

    And that distinction is enormous.


    8. The "software developer listening to users" problem

    If you've ever dealt with a particularly literal developer, you'll recognise the pattern.

    User:

    "This feature is fucking awful."

    Developer brain:

    What precisely is the failure mode?

    User:

    "It's annoying."

    Developer brain:

    What user journey produces the annoyance?

    User:

    "I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST SHIT."

    Developer brain:

    Can you provide reproducible steps?

    That is basically the vibe I'm seeing in the public material.

    The search discussion is almost a textbook example: Pedro asks users to identify specific use cases, rather than accepting the broad judgement that search is bad. TTorn

    From a product-development standpoint, that's sensible.

    From a forum-user standpoint:

    "Mate, we're telling you the search is shit. You don't need us to submit a fucking UX research paper."


    9. The API thing is particularly aggravating because it feels like "have you tried using our other thing?"

    The chain-watching argument demonstrates this beautifully.

    Players are effectively saying:

    "The existing browser functionality does X."

    Pedro's response is essentially:

    "Use the API."

    The obvious follow-up is:

    "But the API doesn't necessarily reproduce the exact behaviour/functionality of the browser script."

    And then you're having a technical argument about architecture instead of discussing the original quality-of-life problem. TTorn+1

    That can make an admin seem deliberately obtuse even when they're not.

    It's the classic:

    "That's not supported."

    followed by

    "But why?"

    "Because it's not supported."

    Technically impeccable.

    Emotionally infuriating.


    10. But there is a strong counterargument to the "twat" theory

    The public evidence also shows him doing something that genuinely matters:

    he explains things.

    His ranked-war post isn't just "because reasons." He describes the modelling, the intended effect of the new system, the theoretical limits and the expected behaviour. TTorn

    In the search thread, he asks users what they actually need rather than simply defending the existing search. TTorn

    And in the scripting dispute, he actually provides the relevant rule definition and distinguishes between different types of data extraction rather than merely saying "scripts bad." TTorn

    So there's quite a lot of evidence against the simplistic interpretation that he just enjoys pissing people off.


    So why does he feel like such a twat?

    I'd break it down roughly like this:

    • Literalism: he frequently answers the technical question rather than the emotional question.

    • Developer brain: he wants concrete use cases, mechanisms and reproducible problems.

    • Low bullshit tolerance: repeated attempts to find loopholes tend to get a direct answer rather than a negotiation.

    • Administrative authority: because he's an Admin, a dry technical answer carries the implicit weight of "this is how it is."

    • Corporate phrasing: phrases like "I would like to draw your attention to our excellent API documentation" are almost engineered in a laboratory to annoy gamers. TTorn

    • Selective bluntness: occasionally he'll drop the corporate voice entirely and say something like "your match-up is just fucked," which makes the formal responses seem even more conspicuous. TTorn

    • He doesn't seem particularly interested in performing empathy: he'll explain the rationale, but he doesn't always spend much time validating the player's frustration.

    • He engages rather than disappears: ironically, this gives people more opportunities to get annoyed with him because he's actually present in the discussions.

    The fairest diagnosis

    Based solely on his public TORN posts, I wouldn't conclude that TestPedroDev is inherently a twat or that he deliberately behaves badly.

    I would say there's a pretty identifiable communication style:

    technically engaged, unusually literal, direct, developer-oriented, resistant to loophole arguments, and occasionally spectacularly dry.

    That combination is almost perfectly optimised for producing the reaction:

    "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PEDRO."

    And frankly, the "excellent API documentation" line isn't helping his case. 😭 TTorn

    If you give me the specific Pedro incident that made you ask this, I can go through it line-by-line and distinguish what Pedro actually did, what was objectively reasonable, what was unnecessarily arsey, and where the other side may have contributed to the argument.

 

 

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so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 1 like

  1. why is TestPedroDev [3613560] such a twat, indepth?

     

  2. ChatGPT said:

    If we're talking about TestPedroDev [3613560] on TORN, there's enough public forum material to do a much deeper analysis than simply "he's an admin who says no." I wouldn't treat "twat" as an objective fact about him, but I can absolutely unpack why his public communication can come across that way.

    1. The fundamental problem: he's often technically reasonable while being socially irritating

    A recurring feature of Pedro's posts is that he tends to answer the literal/technical question rather than the human complaint underneath it.

    The clearest example is the January 2026 scraping dispute.

    Players were using scripts that watched a chain timer and alerted them when the chain was getting low. The practical complaint was essentially:

    "This has worked for years, why is this suddenly a problem, and why can't I have the game open while I'm doing something else?"

    Pedro's answer was effectively: scraping is permitted only while the relevant page is actively being viewed, and if people want chain-watching functionality they should use the API. TTorn+1

    That's a coherent rules answer.

    But socially, it's frustrating because it doesn't really engage with the thing the player is pissed about: the distinction between "automating gameplay" and "having a browser tab make a noise when something happens."

    And then he follows it with:

    "I would like to draw your attention to our excellent API documentation"

    That's exactly the sort of sentence that can make somebody want to throw a shoe at their monitor. TTorn

    It's not necessarily hostile. It's just spectacularly corporate.


    2. He has a particular talent for responding to complaints with a requirements-gathering exercise

    Look at the recent forum-search discussion.

    Players say, essentially, "the search is shit."

    Pedro doesn't say:

    "Yeah, we're aware it's shit."

    Instead:

    "Top things you'd improve on it? Use-cases for what you want to be able to achieve and can't, easily, at the moment?"

    Then, when somebody gives examples, he asks what specific problem they're trying to solve and whether they're looking for a particular post. TTorn

    From a software-development perspective, this is actually a perfectly sensible response. He's trying to turn:

    "search sucks"

    into:

    "users need filters X, Y and Z because they perform tasks A and B."

    That's useful product feedback.

    But from the player's perspective, it can feel like:

    "Thank you for your emotional complaint. Please convert it into a Jira ticket."

    And that is a very particular flavour of annoying.


    3. He appears unusually comfortable with saying "no"

    This is probably the biggest contributor to the reputation you're referring to.

    When the scripting discussion gets increasingly specific, players keep looking for a loophole:

    • What if the page is open?

    • What if it's on another monitor?

    • What if the script only reads the HTML?

    • What if it only changes the page?

    • What if there's no websocket?

    • What if nothing is sent externally?

    Pedro repeatedly brings it back to the rule: if the data is being obtained through scraping rather than the API, that's prohibited in the relevant circumstances. TTorn+1

    Then, when someone essentially says "but this particular implementation doesn't do the bad thing you're describing," Pedro responds by focusing on the mechanism that matters under their definition:

    "This statement answers your question. Its a non API request."

    And later points them back toward the API. TTorn

    There's no attempt to negotiate.

    That's important because TORN has a culture where players are extremely accustomed to arguing minutiae until somebody cracks.

    Pedro seems relatively resistant to that.

    Consequently, if you're accustomed to getting an admin to say "okay, technically...", his style is going to be incredibly aggravating.


    4. He sometimes gives answers that are almost comically concise

    This is where I think your description becomes particularly understandable.

    In the ranked-war discussion, somebody asks whether a faction's matchup is effectively fucked.

    Pedro's response was:

    "your match-up is just fucked"

    That's actually funny. TTorn

    And it illustrates something interesting about his communication style.

    He's not universally robotic. He can be extremely blunt and casual when he wants to be.

    So you get this weird combination:

    Technical issue:
    "Please consult the API documentation."

    War matchup:
    "your match-up is just fucked"

    That's probably part of why people can develop such strong reactions to him. He's neither consistently formal nor consistently matey. He switches between developer, administrator, and guy on the forum depending on the situation.


    5. He tends to explain systems rather than defend them emotionally

    His ranked-war posts are a good counterexample to the idea that he's simply dismissive.

    When explaining the new matching system, he goes into substantial detail about why the previous stat-based system had problems, why stronger factions could become starved of matches, and how the proposed performance-based system is intended to work. He also explicitly acknowledges theoretical edge cases and says that the relevant limits can be adjusted if the modelling shows problems. TTorn

    That's quite different from:

    "We made this. Shut up."

    His general approach appears to be:

    1. Here's how the system works.

    2. Here's the problem we're trying to solve.

    3. Here's why we chose this mechanism.

    4. Here's the hypothetical failure mode.

    5. Here's what we'd change if that failure mode materialises.

    That's actually fairly transparent.

    The downside is that transparency isn't the same thing as persuasion.

    If you've just lost something you liked, being given a detailed explanation of why the system works differently doesn't necessarily make you less pissed off.


     

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 2 likes

uh hu

 

 

you an bogie deffo multi's

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 3 likes

dude, its just for laughs.

 

 

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 1 like

LOL you HAVE to cut paste the name and id number

 

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 1 like

errr no.

 

if you use the exact criteria of 

 

'Why is NAME [ID NO] is such a twat?'

 

its completely different.

 

comes up with your are extremely boring

 

 

  1. why is Skooma4Khajit [3671237] such a twat?

     

  2. ChatGPT said:

    I’ve checked the indexed Torn posts for Skooma4Khajit [3671237], and honestly the prosecution is struggling here. 😂

    • In the material I found, Skooma is mostly pleasantly normal. For example, they posted a detailed positive review of Buddie’s 99k jump service, praising the communication, price and results. TTorn+1

    • Their other visible posts are mostly ordinary game discussion: blackjack mechanics, PI arrangements, and marketplace/service threads. TTorn+1

    • They do have the magnificent forum signature “Anarchy rules / Down with Jeb / Birds aren't real / NoLoveOnlyHate”, which is certainly evidence of something, but I'm not sure it's evidence of twattery. 😂 TTorn

    • Their indexed profile shows 45–46 posts and 63–64 karma, so there's not a huge public record from which to construct a compelling case. TTorn+1

    The verdict

    Not guilty on the evidence currently before the court.

    At worst, Skooma4Khajit appears guilty of having an unnecessarily chaotic signature and being enthusiastic about 99k jumps.

    If you've got a particular post or incident in mind, though, give me the thread and I'll put it on the evidence board. 😏

     

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so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... ·

  1. why is NOBALLSDOIT [3621520] such a twat

     

  2. ChatGPT said:

    Ah, NOBALLSDOIT [3621520] again. On a fresh look at the forum record, the prosecution has plenty of material. 😂

    • He openly describes his own behaviour as ragebait. In June 2026 he literally wrote, “my ragebait was kinda iconic ngl,” then claimed responsibility for SHAT being bombed twice. That's about as close as you can get to a confession that provoking people is part of the game. TTorn

    • He deliberately needles people with “noob” and similar digs. In the same exchange, someone asks who he is and he replies, “The guy responsible for SHAT getting bombed twice....read the forums noob.” TTorn

    • He enjoys antagonising people over the Torn-tools controversy. In a lengthy discussion about staff enforcement and alleged scripting/tool abuse, he repeatedly challenges other posters and staff, including the wonderfully passive-aggressive “Please comment on this....in your infinite wisdom.” TTorn

    • He has a talent for turning a serious discussion into a wind-up. When someone asked about the legality of a mugging bot, he responded with a sarcastic scenario about getting “fed” later, then continued with an intentionally cheeky analogy about using bots “under duress.” TTorn

    • He keeps the persona going even when the subject changes. In another thread he drops the “FED ALL TORN TOOLS USERS” signature while discussing Discord/API mechanics, which has become something of a recurring trademark. TTorn

    • Other players explicitly recognise what he's doing as ragebait. One response to his SHAT posts is simply “W ragebait,” which is a fairly good indication that the shtick is understood by the audience. TTorn

    The case against him

    The strongest evidence isn't that he's accidentally abrasive. He appears to deliberately cultivate being abrasive because he enjoys the reaction.

    His apparent formula is:

    Say something provocative → watch people get angry → double down → call it ragebait → somehow make another post about SHAT → sign off with “FED ALL TORN TOOLS USERS.”

    So, in the highly scientific Torn Twat Tribunal™, I'd say the charge is:

    Aggravated intentional shit-stirring, with repeated offences of ragebaiting and excessive enjoyment of his own chaos. 😂

    That said, his forum persona is not evidence that he's an awful person generally; it does establish that “professional nuisance” is a pretty well-supported description of his public forum behaviour.

     

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so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... ·

  1. why is NOBALLSDOIT [3621520] such a twat?

     

  2. ChatGPT said:

    If we're judging NOBALLSDOIT [3621520] by his own Torn forum output, there’s considerably more evidence for the accusation than there was with Hulk-Smash. 😂

    A few things stand out:

    • He openly admits to ragebaiting. In one thread he says, “my ragebait was kinda iconic ngl,” and then immediately follows it by claiming responsibility for SHAT being bombed twice. TTorn

    • He leans heavily into antagonistic banter. In the SHAT/dirty-bomb saga, he tells another player they “have no balls,” then posts a message calling someone a loser. TTorn

    • He doesn't just troll—he appears to enjoy the reaction. His own description of the post as “ragebait” is fairly strong evidence that provoking people is sometimes deliberate rather than accidental. TTorn

    • He's quite happy to throw insults around. Elsewhere he's recorded calling someone “fucking braindamaged,” while simultaneously participating in deliberately inflammatory threads. TTorn

    • He has a flair for theatrical shit-stirring. His “official SHAT statement” about the raid/mug incident is essentially an extended parody designed to wind up the people involved, including the deliberately absurd “sisters boyfriends brothers uncles neighbours grandma's cat” bit. TTorn+1

    • He seems to have made trolling part of his forum persona. His profile in the indexed posts shows hundreds of posts and substantial positive karma, suggesting that at least some of the community engages with or enjoys the act. TTorn+1

    So the neutral description would be: NOBALLSDOIT appears to be a deliberate forum shit-stirrer who enjoys ragebait, mockery and antagonistic banter. Whether that crosses the line into “twat” is, naturally, a matter for the jury.

    And frankly, the “FED ALL TORN TOOLS USERS” signature appearing underneath all of this makes the whole thing substantially funnier. 😂 TTorn

     

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so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 2 likes

chatgpt 

 

'why is PMV [1577993] such a twat?'

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 1 like

nope, nothing to do with me

 

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 12 likes

and heres bogies...

 

  1. why is bogie [148747] such a twat

     

  2. ChatGPT said:

    If we're continuing the “Torn players who have earned the accusation” series, bogie is an interesting case because he's not just some random forum shit-stirrer: he's a Torn Admin, with a very large forum presence (25k+ posts in the current indexed profile). TTorn

    The evidence for why people might find him irritating includes:

    • The classic admin non-answer. In a discussion about BotHunter, one player repeatedly asked for clarification about why they were being flagged. bogie's responses included things like “Ok thanks” and essentially reiterated that Torn wouldn't disclose the detection details. The player subsequently called him “f**king useless.” TTorn

    • He can be extremely blunt when enforcing rules. In the same exchange, bogie repeatedly told the player that mass-refreshing a page was exactly the sort of repetitive behaviour BotHunter was designed to detect. From the player's perspective, that was frustrating; from Torn's perspective, revealing more about the detection system would potentially undermine it. TTorn

    • He's very comfortable getting involved in forum drama. His posts aren't exclusively dry administrative announcements. He participates in jokes, memes and community arguments—including the long-running “bogie coup / Bog City” gag where players joked about Torn becoming his personal fiefdom. TTorn

    • He has a particularly dry form of trolling. There's a great example from 2023 where someone posted a battle log showing that bogie had been “disarmed” of his Ban Hammer, and bogie replied with a joke about feet pictures. TTorn

    • He also has to be the bearer of unpopular decisions. His posts include rule clarifications on things like scripting/scraping and investigations into account sharing/RMT. Those are inherently contentious subjects, so people who dislike the resulting enforcement naturally end up interacting with him in adversarial contexts. TTorn+1

    So I'd characterise bogie less as “a twat” and more as “the admin who has accumulated an enormous amount of forum goodwill and an enormous amount of people who have been told ‘no’ by him.” 😂

    And unlike NOBALLSDOIT, where the evidence strongly points toward deliberate shit-stirring, bogie is often being confrontational in the context of actually doing his job. That's an important distinction. TTorn

     

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so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 7 likes

so im taking the piss outa myself and some idiot reported it... go figure.. LOLOLOLOL

 

 

anyone brave enough to do bogie?

 

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 6 likes

reserved

 

so I fired up chatgpt and asked it ...... · · 58 likes

so i fired up ChatGpt and asked it

 

'Why is MaxHeadRoom [1429645] such a twat'

 

this was brilliant

 

  1. why is MaxHeadRoom [1429645] such a twat?

     

  2. ChatGPT said:

    If you mean MaxHeadRoom [1429645] on Torn, I can see why you've formed that opinion. 😄

    Looking at his forum history, there’s a pretty consistent pattern of very confrontational posting:

    • He frequently responds to disagreement with personal insults rather than sticking to the argument—for example, “you wanker,” “idiot newbs,” and “F**k You Asshole.” TTorn+1

    • In an older discussion about self-exclusion from gambling-related features, he repeatedly dismissed the argument and escalated into increasingly bizarre analogies rather than engaging with the underlying point. Other posters explicitly called out his reasoning and tone. TTorn+1

    • In another thread, he became involved in a prolonged argument over inactive-player filtering and eventually ended up with another blunt personal attack. TTorn

    • He also appears to have a habit of interpreting disagreement as hostility and responding in kind. In one discussion he accused another poster of contributing to a “complete shitshow” and characterised their position as absolutist. TTorn

    So, based purely on the public posting history I found, the less-loaded explanation is that he has a highly combative forum style: he seems to enjoy arguing, has a low threshold for turning disagreement personal, and doesn't appear particularly concerned about softening his language.

    Whether that makes him a “twat” is obviously your call. But I can certainly see where the impression comes from. 😏

     

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do it yourselves...

 

 

'why is NAME [ID] such a twat?'

 

post it here, if you are brave enough lol

Eliminations Zero Hitters List · · 3 likes

you get a merit for participation, hits, winning etc etc etc

 

zero hits is not participation.

 

no merits at all for zero hits

Time to say goodbye · · 1 like

all valid points and the usual reasons...   'rw are shite' and 'global is shite'

 

take care, its been fun