There's a new sheriff in town: one who doesn't prefer to get their hands dirty, but will see justice meted out all the same. Criminals will do anything for money, to get their fix. What better way to curb crime than turn them on themselves? Have at each other, you maggots!
How to participate? Simply join a detective agency of 3 stars or higher. Attack. Profit.
Current Top 10
Temporarily out of commission.
Current Notables
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Previous Notables
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I will be monitoring the jail periodically to see if any on the above lists have been arrested. Additionally, the lists will be updated with fresh intel 2-3 times per day. Maybe more if we see some more confirmed arrests.
Changing this up, because the list of previous notables is becoming too massive and impractical. I'll just keep only the latest three lists around, then discard the older ones.
Open your freaking eyes and stop gobbling down the horseshit the media keeps spoonfeeding you.
Do you know that the "muslim ban" Trump enacted was exactly the same as Obama's in 2013? The same countries were listed, all the same ones the US has been aggressively bombing and toppling regimes in. If you look at the wording of Obama's order and Trump's they are identical.
Muslims were not simply being targeted in the ban, because there are 33 other Muslim-dominated countries which were not included. The restrictions were put in place without warning for good reason. Just like Trump has been talking about never telegraphing our next moves, now we ensured that terrorists wouldn't be rushing in at the last seconds, and we may even catch some.
Out of like 180,000 people who traveled, about 105 or so were detained, if only temporarily. If they were clean, they were let go.
The fact is there is a terrorist threat, and yes, the majority of it is coming from muslims now. Whine harder. Reality isn't changing.
One day at Torn Elementary School, they were having a big discussion about jobs and what their parents did for a living. The kids came from a wide variety of backgrounds, with parents who were drug dealers, overseas smugglers, detectives, everything from grocery store clerks, to engineers at an oil rig company. Then it was Timmy's turn to speak: "My dad is a stripper at a lady's club, and he sells losses in the alley to earn extra money."
After class that day, the teacher pulled Timmy aside after all the other kids have gone, and she asked with much concern, "Timmy, is what you said about your dad true? Does he really work at a lady's strip club?"
Timmy looked down and shook his head. "No.. my dad is a buymugger and scams people new to Torn City, but I was too embarrassed to say that."
Come one and all. Delay your enemies so you can wait for them as they step off the plane. Or give yourself an extra 1.5hour reprieve from the onslaught.
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