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No Tears Please, Kras is leaving Torn · · 640 likes

Hi Torn Community


This is not easy i can assure you, and has been on my mind for quite a while,
so it's not a decision i made suddenly.

I am retiring from Torn, i am leaving for good.

Thankyou for being so kind to me, i enjoyed every second with you ALL.
Sorry but i will keep this short and sweet, my decision is made.

I will leave Torn tomorrow Monday at Midnight TC time, with a clean record and all loose ends are taken care of.
Anybody can reach me on Facebook if u want contact (Tom Culpeck) next to my FB name it says Krastinov.
Sure i will miss you all, as you will miss Mr. Sexmachine himself lol
This ain't no goodbye like Dude did 437 times. If i do something i do it properly.

Maybe i might log in again once in a while to say hello, but not often. Maybe never.
I had a great 11.5 years, and people allways made me feel wellcomed and Loved.
I take only good vibes with me, because i can't recall ever having bad vibes with anybody really.

To all that i had closer contact with, cheer up you know where to find me in Facebook or even Whattsapp.
You have been real friends, really really good people <3 Thankyou verry verry much for your time.

Specially in my desperate Alcoholic times, nearly 10 years of it. But with your help i pushed through.


So, before i get a tldr, this is it.

Take care, i love you, play the game and remember that's what it is <3

Best Regards, yours truly Krastinov :-) Farewell !

P.S. don't be sad, my life is good, especially without Alcohol for 14 months now,
i have many plans and want to travel to many places. ALL IS GOOD <3

Cheerio Everyone :-)

Epic Torn Rap Battles · · 31 likes


just passing a bit of time, why not have a little fun and join in to hear what u think,

i hope people mentioned see the funny side ;-) ok i will start this off.



i roll down the forums on my 40inch rims
they shine so lavish even when the light dims
on cruise control with my elbow hanging out
most of the noobs dont know what it's all about

smiling and reading ducks so dam evil
taring them apart like i'm evil kenevil
they try to shit on you from way up high
so keep on moving and dont look in the sky

where there are ducks hildegardes aint far
they get their proxy out and start another char
posting and threading mass production threatning
streaming with billions showing off their bling bling

kryptonic superstars like undisputed champions
running their mouth off waving golden AK super gunz
sharpmid tongued they hit you straight in the heart
cause they think they are really really smart *fart fart fart*

but at the end of the day we are a crazy mofo family
trying to make torn an epic flaming killingspree
10 zillion postings is just not enough
to be a shitposting king is very very tough

let them entertain us like serials on netflix
fantastic stories told by torns very best pricks
so next time when your feeling very very low
just think of poor old Mr. down vote .... Mr. M Brando

so i wish you all a happy and sunny day
dont take it serious in a bad way
theres only one thing that unites us to be rude
yeah you all guessed its that f*****g stupid Dude




the beat goes on, next please :-)

Krastinov visits old Friends and Foes · · 320 likes

Ello Ello Ello me old darlings, hope ur all alive and kicking, i missed you all ...well a bit anyway 😅

 

Thought i would give you a "special visit", just for today, don't fancy getting hooked again. I was away for about 20 months roughly, and i must admit i enjoyed it.

 

Some of you may remember my alc probs. I am still to this day Sober 100% since july 2022. I lost 90 Lb in weight about (43kg) and found a brand new job in the IT Buisness. Yes my life has changed dramatically in the last 3 years.

 

I am 59 now and have never felt better, body and mind. I am lucky i suppose.

 

So please tell me what i missed and what i didn't miss the last 2 years here ? 

 

I just heard JS-Rep is permanchat banned ? First thing i was messaged on, after being offline nearly 2 years lol. Well i have never been a fan of bans in general, just take a few billion stats away when they misbehave, that will sort them out haha, hope Josh is taking notes here 😂

 

Oh, i just took a vic, best pill 1st fay back on.

Send me some dorrahs, im out of ammo.

 

Cya tonight, we can have some fun, or whatever you call this <3

 

 

#FreeJS-Rep 

 

 

Love ya all cheers :)

 

 

Sorry · · 169 likes

Just a quick note. I had 2 chemos last 18 months. In between i worked 12 hour shifts. I am also an alcohloic luckily never at work just home alone but bad enough. Got a big prob with my son he is selling drugs and wants to kill himself. So i just want to say sorry for anyone I harmed. Torn was the best thing in this time.

Thankyou for having me here. Yippiy aye yeah <3

JFK assaults SA · · 85 likes


JFK has initiated an assault on Subversive Alliance


Good Luck to both sides, i have kept this short as not

to bore you with Graphs Screenshots and other crap.

Salt supply is on its way. Cheers and have Fun



....haha ;)


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Told ya to. Apologize... · · 3 likes

Bacon ❤️😅✌🏻

Krastinov visits old Friends and Foes · · 3 likes

It was a pleasure visiting my old love affaire called Torn.

Thankyou for the high fives, and reaching out. 

Don't ever forget, the Torn community is truely an amazingly close knitted home.

You don't often agree, but stil you play together half your lives. 

I will be back, one sunny Day. Take care Torn <3

 

I wanted to like all comments but i ran out of them lol, cheers boys and girls 

Krastinov visits old Friends and Foes · · 1 like

Thanks. You know the score. It's worth it. All the best for your Future 

 

Krastinov visits old Friends and Foes · · 1 like

Are you kidding me ? I am surprised lol. Cheers

Krastinov visits old Friends and Foes · · 320 likes

Ello Ello Ello me old darlings, hope ur all alive and kicking, i missed you all ...well a bit anyway 😅

 

Thought i would give you a "special visit", just for today, don't fancy getting hooked again. I was away for about 20 months roughly, and i must admit i enjoyed it.

 

Some of you may remember my alc probs. I am still to this day Sober 100% since july 2022. I lost 90 Lb in weight about (43kg) and found a brand new job in the IT Buisness. Yes my life has changed dramatically in the last 3 years.

 

I am 59 now and have never felt better, body and mind. I am lucky i suppose.

 

So please tell me what i missed and what i didn't miss the last 2 years here ? 

 

I just heard JS-Rep is permanchat banned ? First thing i was messaged on, after being offline nearly 2 years lol. Well i have never been a fan of bans in general, just take a few billion stats away when they misbehave, that will sort them out haha, hope Josh is taking notes here 😂

 

Oh, i just took a vic, best pill 1st fay back on.

Send me some dorrahs, im out of ammo.

 

Cya tonight, we can have some fun, or whatever you call this <3

 

 

#FreeJS-Rep 

 

 

Love ya all cheers :)

 

 

No Tears Please, Kras is leaving Torn · · 19 likes

As anounced, Monday Midnight TC time is now here.
Well not quite but almost, i have decided to go now as

I am working and have chores and stuff to do :-)

You all totally overwhelmed me with your friendly and
positive goodbye wishes. I will cherrich them all. I read
them all but could not R+ them all, just so you know.

Many have added me on FB which is also nice.

I will come and visit you here on the 20.09.2023
and i will make a "Hello Thread" hope to see a
few old faces then.

So this is it, take care, stay healthy, or get healthy.
Stay happy or get happy. May Love Touch all your Hearts.

ByeBye Torn Community.
Kras signing off
Roger, Over and Out :-)

<3

No Tears Please, Kras is leaving Torn · · 2 likes

That's your first General discussion forum Post. I will allways love you Krastina...allWays <3

Lovely melancholic foto. Brings tears and joy.

Look forward to you visiting me in my new apartment, in Mönchengladbach :-)

Take care Darling

No Tears Please, Kras is leaving Torn · · 15 likes

I didn't think so many would say goodbye to me. Thankyou for each and everyone, unfortunately i can not +R them all, but in my heart i do 23.5 hours till total log out, sleep well <3

Feels good :) ty

No Tears Please, Kras is leaving Torn · · 4 likes

Ur lucky u hav'nt seen my fac. Bank ballance, u would be drooling all over ur nans butt, but u do that anyway.

Haha byebye tangwhatever :-p

No Tears Please, Kras is leaving Torn · · 640 likes

Hi Torn Community


This is not easy i can assure you, and has been on my mind for quite a while,
so it's not a decision i made suddenly.

I am retiring from Torn, i am leaving for good.

Thankyou for being so kind to me, i enjoyed every second with you ALL.
Sorry but i will keep this short and sweet, my decision is made.

I will leave Torn tomorrow Monday at Midnight TC time, with a clean record and all loose ends are taken care of.
Anybody can reach me on Facebook if u want contact (Tom Culpeck) next to my FB name it says Krastinov.
Sure i will miss you all, as you will miss Mr. Sexmachine himself lol
This ain't no goodbye like Dude did 437 times. If i do something i do it properly.

Maybe i might log in again once in a while to say hello, but not often. Maybe never.
I had a great 11.5 years, and people allways made me feel wellcomed and Loved.
I take only good vibes with me, because i can't recall ever having bad vibes with anybody really.

To all that i had closer contact with, cheer up you know where to find me in Facebook or even Whattsapp.
You have been real friends, really really good people <3 Thankyou verry verry much for your time.

Specially in my desperate Alcoholic times, nearly 10 years of it. But with your help i pushed through.


So, before i get a tldr, this is it.

Take care, i love you, play the game and remember that's what it is <3

Best Regards, yours truly Krastinov :-) Farewell !

P.S. don't be sad, my life is good, especially without Alcohol for 14 months now,
i have many plans and want to travel to many places. ALL IS GOOD <3

Cheerio Everyone :-)

Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 6 likes

Thankyou for the excitement and friendly chat during our Punch Up. I really enjoyed feeling alive, AND DEAD lol.

I will frame this and hang it over my Toilet in Honour <3

https://www.torn.com/loader.php?sid=attackLog&ID=64e7e7754600471d50dec49bdbf96a21

Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 13 likes

Auto refresh??? is that a new scent for car interiors?

Dickhead ...haha :-p

What do you think ? Rando Elim teams · · 2 likes

Next elim should be faction families against eachother. That's totally fair then .....haha ;-)

Imagine the memes mike....just for a brief second

Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 14 likes

A brief update by an Old Fool:

The biggest and hardest war effort is within MHQ itself, getting a f**king hit in is like winning the lottery. 50 animals are constantly scrolling the PT members up and down and down and up, i personally get dizzy after 10 minutes and need a cigarette and coffee.... if u happen to spot a green light, its just a bloody race to get the last hit in.

So wether or not PT will turtle till the end, this comp within MHQ is more exciting then PT RW + Elim out together believe me. Coming from a BBQ faction this can be quite frustrating but i'm still 16th best hitter, which is absolutely f**king amazing for an old fool like me on mobile and Alzheimer.

HIP HIP HOORAH in honour of MARLON AOW <3

Back scrolling :-/

Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 3 likes

And u r slacking no downvotes all day, do ur job man !

Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 1 like

I take back my $5 bet on MHQ win. PT looking too sharp and ready for a good Punch Up +

Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 12 likes

Making coffee now for a long night, oh and please remember me like ;-)


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Monarch HQ vs PT F · · 3 likes

Yeah i would smoke a good Spliff with these guys anyday for sure <3

Grunt News - Firestarter Internal Newsie! · · 1 like

Politics is the only poison for a Warriors heart <3

:)



Firestarters snuff out · · 14 likes

Thankyou @ ALL that actively participated.
Good Teamwork, Good Chat, i had Fun once again.

This was my very Last Elim. Great memories every year,
since the first one in MM <3

Stacking for PT RW now, the show never ends, or does it ?