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Who's the Daddy? · · 27 likes


It all started with our mutual interest in food...



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So when I decided to offer Kata something fresh from the garden...



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It was no surprise when she added her own twist to the menu...



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Not to be outdone, I drenched it in my own creamy concoction...



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Kata could barely contain her need for something delectable...



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And what kind of food connoisseur would I be if I turned down an offer to dine in...



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When I offered her the same courtesy in return...



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She really became quite insatiable...



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With the explosive food party that followed...



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There really is no doubt what tree this apple is falling from...



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[:cool:]  THE END [:cool:]



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Who's the Daddy? · · 9 likes


While Blue was busy shooting love juice on everyone in TCN like:



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And Proph and Chit were sadly causing "The Great Pigtail Drought of 2018":



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I surreptitiously whisked Kata off to her pocket:



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And although initially shocking, it truly was no great surprise when the confession came:



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While there's no hiding Kata's fetish for SeaLions or "shitty situations"



(who am I to deny her 1 ... or 7 cups of wine and a good time?)



It's time everyone knows of #AlyKata.



Torn, I am the father baby daddy.



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Pumpkin Carving Competition · · 60 likes

In full 2020 fashion, I present to you a spine-chilling Torn development:


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Elimination Costume Competition · · 58 likes

SEA MEN


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MURDER HORNETS

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KARMA FARMERS

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SEAL TEAM SIX

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VIKINGS

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Christmas Baking Competition 2018 · · 47 likes

 [:cool:]  Nailed It. [:cool:]


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BIG GFX Collab! [OPEN] 30 TAGS!!! [closed] ·

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DONE | WWX X NAS - legendary collab ·

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WarBirds does a 100k Chain · · 1 like

So proud of you Birbs!!! <3

There was never a doubt that you'd make it

 

Halloween Fancy Dress · · 7 likes

Shoutout to Hamma and _Cynic_ for the inspiration!! 

 

What volatile times for Mongarch HQ this Halloweek!! Good thing their fearless leader is there to see them through it!! 

 

To be continued ....  #monarchcalling  #november9th

 

 

 

Spooky Lucky Dip · · 1 like

You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 83h 20m and losing 750 energy, 130 nerve and 5,025 happiness.

MightyGoober scams Leaf_Bikini of $100b · · 16 likes

Just my opinion but...

It's not owning up to the BS if you preface everything with a whole list of BS that you obviously feel justifies your actions.

Whole thing gives me the ICK.

Way to prove time and time again that you are exactly what the majority of Torn thinks you are .... An untrustworthy POS.

FERRET LEAVING VID · · 1 like

[image: 66.media.tumblr.com]R+ Take all my karma

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 1 like

Merry Christmas Dolfwagos !!! xo

DAY SIX - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 1 like

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Ha! This was fun to do! xo[/background]


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DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

16:12:17 - 18/12/23 You placed 1x $555,555 bounties on Wylie for a cost of $833,333 : Blessings from the DUKE

16:18:23 - 18/12/23 You claimed the $155,555 bounty on tyro placed by zmora

16:27:20 - 18/12/23 XxMissme claimed the $555,555 bounty you placed on Wylie

DAY TWO - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

68 gram

Mewtwos first auction · · 1 like

Congrats on your first auction!! Fantastic work (:

I Inadvertently Married a Fed · · 1 like

Hot! My favorite position is Admin.[image: i.pinimg.com]

Ended :) ·

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CLOSED - Next auction coming soon! · · 1 like

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