1. Escalators dont break down they just turn into stairs 2. Im sorry and I apologize mean the same thing except when youre at a funeral. 3. I intend to live forever or die trying. 4. We never knew he was a drunk until he showed up to work sober. 5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 6. A blind man walks into a bar.And a table, and a chair. 7. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that hes adopted? 8. Want to hear a pizza joke. nah, its too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, Im still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, its too lame. 9. I used to be in a band, we were called lost dog. You probably saw our posters. 10. I childproofed the house but they still get in!
1. Escalators dont break down they just turn into stairs 2. Im sorry and I apologize mean the same thing except when youre at a funeral. 3. I intend to live forever or die trying. 4. We never knew he was a drunk until he showed up to work sober. 5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 6. A blind man walks into a bar.And a table, and a chair. 7. At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that hes adopted? 8. Want to hear a pizza joke. nah, its too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, Im still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, its too lame. 9. I used to be in a band, we were called lost dog. You probably saw our posters. 10. I childproofed the house but they still get in!
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