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sooo here's what I'm thinking, it may be a bit selfish but meh. Here goes. So, i used to have this tea cup yorkie right. (don't ask was'nt for me)... and HIS name was Rustle Shaclkeford the III. So the real reason i named a tiny tea cup yorkie Mr. Rustle Shackleford III was because it sounds bad ass and he had a tiny mustache , also the third just adds a twang if you will (feels right coming outta yo mouff.) The thing about this dog was that it died of a diabetic seizure.... so it seems appropriate to name the sweetest baby ever after him, we shall seize every moment with said tiny hooman and stuff and things.. that is all, like i said selfish but sweet¿ OHHHH and i suppose he can have your last name idgaf took the rest of the name sooo i think that at least fair a bit.
P.S. im looking at some baby cloths what do you think? they have to be black, all of them... yeah I know what your going to say already "but black will show all the milk and throw up!" well, to that mam i say THAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE METAL.
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also do you plan on an epidural? if so can i drink some of your blood or maybe eat the placenta... oh actually both, simultaneously... The gods will smile upon Russel Shackleford *insert your last name here* the III
P.s.s. i hope this creeped you out and left you disturbed feeling while reading it, I hear that instills strength to the baby, fortitude if you will!
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Luke 2:11-14 King James Version (KJV)
11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
ok soooo that being said......
I carefully thought about each item (rolls eyes slightly but not rood) that I sent you!
Ketamine: this is pretty obvious id like to think
Box of Chocolates: everyone likes chocolate, especially post delivery right?
Bottle of Beer: its a bud lite, nine months no beers eek
Kitchen Knife: To cut this creature from your loins, don’t wanna ruin your lady parts
Bunch of Flowers: Bishes luff flowers
The Scripture was me trying to ward off any demons, don't need my kid to be the antichrist, so I either saved us or cursed us....
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^^^Jsing!!!!^^^
I'm just here for apple juice and animal crackers... moms always have the best snacks!!!
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Oh I didnt mean to step on your toes deer, plenty of room for the boff of us :P
Thanks dano! I'm glad you liked it :D
[image: imgur.com]lazy?! Well ok... I think that makes me the smart one. I didnt lotto any cash so realistically it hasnt cost me a dime. But hey, in ok with that. Also, for what it's worth this had been incredibly amusing and super entertaining. I'd like to thank all those that help me out, esp clitasoreass and le dude... hows the song go.... "I've got friends in low places...." anywhos... all of this being said I loOK forward to future interactions with you nice Mike ;) congrats on the comp, even if you did buy votes... I dont recall seeing any rules saying you couldn't tbf. Sooo yeah... *drops mike* oh also a shout out to my faction. THANKS BIRDIES HEART UR EFFIMG FACES <3<3<3
is this your vote? there is a poll above to actually vote yah know :P
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Soo i bought us a cake to consummate our new found friendship!
Ignore the fact that British settlers gave Native Americans blankets laced with small pocks, GL Mike! XD
P.s. You don't seem all that mean, just for the record ;)
<3 -Wylie
just word o7 :0 ????
<3-Wylie-<3
Eh, details dont REALLY matter hmm?
You know, I dont think we have ever actually met, please to make your acquaintance o7
I really hate how you cant like your own stuffs and things :(
Hmmmmm.... this reminds of this other contest in a different game where the EXACT thing happened that your talking about. Small world huh
unrelated self promotion
Please go vote for me id greatly appreciate it more than all of you that messaged me and thanked me for the 1$ sales :P
Please help a fellow torn citizen out!!!!
[:smiley:] Thanks in advance!!![:smiley:]
Dear everyone messaging me about MY black friday sale.... poor kata, always trusting me to be a noble guy and not a troll. See heres the thing right, I WAS going to do my sale right at 23:01 then everyone started messaging me. Sooooooo that being said, I dunno when itll be. I havent asked myself that question yet, as fsr as the messages go, all gravy... keep feeding me... this troll is hungry XD happy gooble gooble peeps!!!
**** YOU!!!!!
25 MILL!!!!!!!
20 mil cash money!!!!!
oh... chipotle and peach with smoked cheddar and pulled pork with bbq sauce on texas toast. hmmmmm
OMG this would be good with home made jalapeno bacon peach jam and gruyere and some ciabatta bread grilled *drools in american*
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