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39th - Respected family - Best specials · · 205 likes

39th is one of the oldest and sexiest factions in Torn.

We don't just take anyone here at 39th. You must be:
  • Active
  • Committed
  • Self reliant
  • Fun
  • Willing to help the family
We expect you to chain, train and do everything you can to be the best

The 39th family has 4 factions to cover almost any player who wants to join usEach with an enticing set of faction upgrades to suit your style of play!


If you think you have what it takes though feel free to join us on discord

Game over: You were awarded the honor: RNG · · 535 likes

01:17:51 - 15/02/24 You were awarded the honor: RNG

apologies to my rivals but this was the last merit hurdle I had

other than the new crimes (unreleased) and “Champion” (win a community event) I am once again unable to gain any more merits.

Supermik has been close for a while, I credit him with my RNG again, he was only asking me recently if I had that one :D

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PI Lotto - new format · · 141 likes


What is on offer
The winner will get a private island!!!! The upgrades will depend on how many entries there are, the more entries, the better upgrades the PI will have

How to enter

Simply send me a lottery voucher item, or as many as you wish, and each voucher will count as one entry.


Tip: you can buy Lotto vouchers here
http://www.torn.com/imarket.php#/p=shop&step=shop&type=&searchname=Lottery+Voucher


When is it drawn?
Draw is made by random number generation by staff member, full disclosure of who entered how many times and how the numbering was done. You can see the participants list and the drawing details in the thread each month from the staff member (who has no access to the list, which is dated before they make the draw, so they can't influence the winner, and I can't influence them!)

Once there are more than 500 entries the draw will be made



Past winners
March winner: xBabyGirl420x (rating 63 combat pants)
April winner: JussiJernkuuk (rating 63 combat boots)
May winner: HinyataHyuga (armalite 78 acc)
June winner: Tsundere (4xFHC)
July winner: Big__Al (Dumbells)
August winner: Jarakos (13x Cans)
Sept winner: JollyGarcia (Boxing Gloves)
November winner: Jumpingjack9439 (private island/2550 happy)
December winner: Someone (Private Island/2550 happy)
January 2017 winner: Rosie (Private Island / 4225 happy)
February winner: Jxker (basic PI)

Good luck everyone

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 13 likes

Working Stats

  • Manual labor 259,097
  • Intelligence 340,662
  • Endurance 308,841
  • Total 908,606


7m+ only

ty

 

oh also 6 worker merits and no druggies most days

First to 600 awards · · 415 likes

So after retiring I heard a little rumour that Crimes 2.0 was finally out

so I’m back and have managed to be first to 600 awards. Hopefully by the time I finish all the new crime awards RNGESUS will have decided I am worthy of that RNG award.

now.. the only other missing merit is winning a community comp. Any suggestions as to which would be easiest given my lack of natural talent, good looks and spare time to bribe people into voting me for something or other?

edit: shout out to nintendofan1 who alerted me to this.. I had no idea lol
https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=965826

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Is the premier league the best competition on the planet? ·

I like those stats, would be curious to compare UCL, world’s cup and EPL. 

this season already feels hard to predict - even the promoted teams wining games and the biggest spenders aren’t.

 

 

EREPTILIAN DYSFUNCTION IN FOURTH PLACE · · 6 likes

Anyone got any Xanax for stacking for next Elim?

Why was torn created? · · 1 like

Have you not seen Ched private island with Yacht?

Elimination drama thread · · 1 like

We love weiners.

 

but only the bottom half.

 

i heard Apex can’t argue their way out of a paper bag?

Elimination Ideas · · 8 likes

team captains have to select a target team where by they take double tickets and lose double tickets.


will make it way more intense 

Inactive burglary cleanup hangs ·

Try again now?

Calling All Vets 15-20+ Years In Torn! · · 4 likes

I love reading and responding to all the guff posts in forums. That’s why I keep playing.

 

that and all the chicks I get when I tell them about my torn achievements. Man I am drowning in chicks. It’s honestly hard work dealing with them all.

Elimination Leaders · · 4 likes

Reptiles have an unfair advantage, given ched is clearly a lizard in a human suit

Inactive burglary cleanup hangs ·

20:11:37 - 07/09/26 You used 2 nerve successfully casing an old factory

I’ll see you on 10th

Inactive burglary cleanup hangs ·

Try now. I’ve left one there for 3 days

Elimination is a JOKE this year - the promised new rewards don't exist · · 2 likes

Entitled youth. 

this is why we all vote right wing lunatics into power, beats the woke socialist thing where we all get a participation medal to trade for food

Set limits on faction money sends/payments/item giving · · 1 like

Like why can players give 99b.. can leaders not set a maximum allowance for sending?

Gold AK · · 6 likes

Ahahaha I came here to ask that

 

MeanSteve had a great memory

Ranked War Payouts Improvement Proposal · · 1 like

The problem here is expectations.

 

the war rigging gives folks an expectations of huge $m per hit and so they just don’t bother with real wars at all.

 

changing how much is paid won’t fix this. Only detected the bullshit properly will.

 

they already collect stats on cans xans etc used.

 

real wars have losses, assists and retals

 

cant be that hard to figure out a way to figure out real wars vs not 

You are only a week late for premier league survival- fun, free & prizes ·

Spurs and Newcastle to go down

You are only a week late for premier league survival- fun, free & prizes ·

I also went man united lol 

 

boo

 

never seen half the entrants lose game one,, gonna be a good season 

You are only a week late for premier league survival- fun, free & prizes ·

hours to go

You are only a week late for premier league survival- fun, free & prizes ·

Last call for entries..

 

you’ll be docked points if you join after today 

You are only a week late for premier league survival- fun, free & prizes · · 1 like

Oh, seriously O-9

 

Try this

https://discord.gg/6SypjuCZ5

Inactive burglary cleanup hangs ·

You’d have to wait 3 days after starting it to make it happen

 

i suspect it only happens if you have zero left you can do after the “cleanup” of old jobs runs