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I'm not gay, okay? · · 4 likes

So I've just watched a certain video... I didn't realize you can go on a date with Kazuhira. And it made me remember something, my best friend. Ya know... The one a certain THOT STOLE FROM ME!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEZxZpy11Z8


And I would like to point out, it's NOT gay to make out with your bestest friend, okay? Yeah so what if we slept under the same blanket together and made out 3 times on a few occasions, that is how MEN whom are best friends, show their appreciation to one another.
It says that our bond together was stronger than ever until one dumb female came along and took him away from me!

Plus 2 out of 3 times the make out was infront of his previous girlfriend so... She didn't mind, so therefor it wasn't gay if it was a joke we had going on.


Point is, it's not gay, I'm not gay! Let that sink in! Jeez!

Declassified Meninist file #1 · · 3 likes

As shown below, you are witnessing the official footage of Meninists marching to war against the accursed thot defenders, known as the order of White Knighthood. Personally, I would preffer something metal, but it will have to do.

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Adult stuff? Ugh. · · 1 like

I've been approached by a broad at work (Retail) asking "How is your retirement plan coming along?", she would not leave me alone despite me saying I don't need one, I suppose her salary depends on how many suckers she lures in.

Even at the bank I was asked about my "Future pension", even more screwed up is that they take out some of my money from my paycheck, they call it Social-something.

Why is everyone so hellbent on getting healthcare plans, social security plans, retirement plans, 401k tax return horseshit, like geez I didn't realize I have to let the claws of beurocracy and legallity bastards rummage in my guts like some fricking horde of zombies.

What, next I will be told I have to "mArRy" and have dumb stupid kids just to save some money from taxes?

F that, I don't wanna get to an age where I need 10 different types of medication to stay alive and 30 different more just to function biologically so that I maintain an even more depressing and miserable existance in some forsaken nursing home.

"Retire" pfff, what, you also want kids? A loving wife? A white picket fence? A two storey house in some suburbs filled with people whom will pretend to like you? Attend community meetings and feeling you are contributing even though you are not? VOTE? Who in their right mind votes? I look down on anyone voting for that matter, so if you are willingly hellbent on choosing your master, you've lost my respect.

Which of these firearms are easily accesable? · · 1 like


As i said i'm just a writer, i wanted to know if guns are that easy to get in the US, because i'm writing a fictional story about a british guy, nothing more. How many times i have to explain meself?

I'm not gay, okay? · · 1 like

BITCH! Don't you have some next door neighbour to cheat with? Or cook pies or do your make up and nails?

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Cristen scams again!! · · 1 like

Hmpf! And what exactly did you expect from a thot? Can't say I did not warn everyone.

Should of listened... You should of listened.

Adult stuff? Ugh. ·

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Why not Zeus? Or Odin?

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Religion is lame.

Adult stuff? Ugh. ·

Ugh, i dislike hookers.

What Types of People · · 1 like

I'm going to assume the conversation is about me. And since I don't understand this... Geek tongue, I'm gonna go on a limb here and say you both are merely showering me with compliments. :3 Yeah, that works.

What Types of People · · 1 like

I'm flattered you would go out out of your way to do that, THOT. But just so you know, I was inactive for a year.

In result of my inactivity, I was gifted 100 free refills.

So... how about YOU, go AWAY?? Go clean the kitchen, goshdarn you.

What Types of People ·

That... I do not need to know, Sir. :/

But that reminds me, I BET you are on that fetlife, I'm willing to bet my keiser on it!

Can you atleast compliment my hair, please, sir?? :(

What Types of People ·

I am now convinced you had not witnessed my antics in action. Cause if you did, you would not offer me that, Senpai Krastinov :3

Daughter... Marriage... Gross! If you offered something like... Like... Your services! Cause you seem like the perfect MAN to lure young thots with daddy issues to their DOOM!

What Types of People ·

Hold the FRICK on, now!

That was no insult! That was an homest compliment that you are much more handsome than Patrick Stewart... Kind of wish you didn't partake in illegal substance, then I'd have fantasies :3

AND I expect compliments in return... I'm serious.

What Types of People · · 1 like

Senpai Krastinov... I must say, you strike a strong resemblence to Patrick Stewart if not more handsome. :3

Now... Compliments in return if you will, please? :)

Adult stuff? Ugh. ·

Hmmm... How long do I have at 24?

Adult stuff? Ugh. ·

What isn't? Growing up? Or changing the title? I can stay a kid for as long as I want to, it's a free country. Well... "Free" as much as one can be in this day and age.

What Types of People ·

Declassified Meninist file #1 ·

Zeus give me strenght...

Well... At the very least I triggered a feminist today, that's always good fun.

Declassified Meninist file #1 ·

Yeah? Well why don't YOU go paint your nails.

Declassified Meninist file #1 ·

Why the F do you come here? You're not welcome here.

What Types of People · · 2 likes

Senpai Krastinov...

May I please choose the exclusive "Weeaboo emo Edgelord"? The one whom is:

- Hedonistic.
- Keeps matriarchy at bay.
- Slays thots/females!!
- Is hunted by the general population.
- Sexually confused.
- Claims Asexuallity.
- Hated.
- Motivated by anime to train inorder to defeat thottery lurking in the depths of Torn.

Declassified Meninist file #1 · · 1 like

That is NONE of your buisness, okay? Can you get off my back?? GOSH!

Adult stuff? Ugh. ·

I DON'T WANT TO! I should of titled this thread "I don't want to grow up!"