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Sarcasm [1616607] Level 89 Traveling PT-Calculated PT Calculators

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[50R+]Replace ISTC bb with working stats · · 61 likes

For 50m, this bb is quite irrelevant for both new and old players. A course is what, 2k?


A simple improvement of changing free courses to an even split of man/end/int dropping weekly would be insanely beneficial for all players. Perhaps 50 of each, per week, not too insane but easy to get 2nd and above tiers for older players to stack.

Seeing newer players getting into player owned companies rather than floating in NPC jobs, as well as reducing the grind for older players to get into higher end companies.


International School TC provides Free education courses.

11,000 Treats - a stats thread ($8bill) · · 81 likes

I figured since hitting 11,000 treats i'd post some stats from torn.report.

Can post more stats upon request but i guess people will be interested in item/rates and 'is halloweek worth my time?'
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I've not had much luck with drops and no cat in hell procs.

Yes i have bookied and lost all of this cash and i'm poor.

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ · · 1 like

Looking for high primary Intel job position with endurance secondary

Need 1000-2000 trains will pay premium rate for 10+ daily trains.

my stats, with 8/10 EE, can push 10/10 upon request.
  • Manual labor 74,688
  • Intelligence 23,286
  • Endurance 83,950

Selling While in Hospital!?? · · 31 likes

Sell to pawn shop, 200k loss to not get mugged?

Bookies & ChatGPT · · 3 likes

I’ve hit a new low, using ChatGPT to predict matches, sold all my hallo loot and all-in, let’s see if it continues. Gotta scratch that itch.


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A serious side note, the other games it suggested all lost so this is more a meme, don’t gamble kids.

Recent archived posts

Why was torn created? · · 3 likes

So we had something to play in the school library 

Poll: Halloweek 2026 - Chaining or Relic Hunting This Year? · · 7 likes

reserved post for when a 20 day account wins 2 tentacles, again.

Can't lose 450m/SE Lotto! ·

:)

Taking the game backwards · · 2 likes

Would be happy with just having the crime assosicated with TV 7* perk so it wasn't useless

Are newer players more lucky? · · 1 like

On the back of the hallo event and that one chap getting 2 maol tentacles is proof enough.

100k active · · 1 like

Never thought i'd see the day

Made a crime release tracker, so you don't have to! · · 1 like

Rick roll doesn’t hit the same when there’s a 20 second ad beforehand 

Just lost my torn/irl girlfriend.... · · 6 likes

Nothing that can’t be solved by rubbing one out 

DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY TEN ·

11:47:29 - 23/12/25 You placed 1x $50,000 bounties on LoanShark for a cost of $75,000 : Duke is the only loanshark.

Unique's Trading Corner! Best of the Bunch! · · 1 like

Quick, reliable, no mugging, great prices!

Halloweconomics · · 2 likes

Currently at 12 bill worth of goodies, 1.4m per attack.

 

The real winners are revivers getting paid 10m+ for revives abroad on M’aol and minions.

No M'aol from me srry · · 2 likes

Would a M’aol honor bar convince you otherwise? Lol 

40 day old gets double tentacled?? · · 6 likes

Exploited for sure, needs investigating. 

Happy Laggoween! ·

Solution is simple, anyone with subscription gets first dibs 

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

75 nnb

 

High resp non war factions 



Gasoline in cars · · 2 likes

Why can’t l buy 2 tins of tartan paint ?

6 Ods in a month · · 6 likes

Pray in the church, what’s there left to lose?

Crimes 1.0 Newsletter - Awards page fixed! ·

Big oof

Investigating the recent population growth ·

Bogie updating his profile picture is a daunting reminder that we’re all getting old and where the hell has the time gone?!

AzureDawn"s Trading Post^Mug Free^Fair price · · 1 like

Fast & good price r+