Stuff I'll take:
Spoon for the desserts on the dessert island because I am very Hygienic.
Blunderbuss because I am a big Pirates of the Caribbean fan and it would make feel like a pirate stranded on an island...except there would be loads of desserts. Also if the chef doesn't make me more desserts I can threaten him with my blunderbuss.
Weed because weed and desserts is probably the best combination in the world. I'll smoke weed while sitting on the beach after watching the sunset and be happy. Also I can ask the chef to make me brownies so I can get stoned for 10hrs at a time and have a great time in general.