State trooper pulls an old man over for speeding and says "If you can make me laugh by telling me an excuse that I've never heard before I will let you go." The old man says to the trooper "well, about 7 years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you may have been trying to bring her back!" The trooper smiled and tipped his hat while saying "be careful and slow it down."
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State trooper pulls an old man over for speeding and says "If you can make me laugh by telling me an excuse that I've never heard before I will let you go." The old man says to the trooper "well, about 7 years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you may have been trying to bring her back!" The trooper smiled and tipped his hat while saying "be careful and slow it down."
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7 star sweet shop hiring active players. Minimum 2k stat requirements. Free trains and no can fee. Can also trade job points for happiness so good, easy way to get max happy award!
Free trains, bonuses, trade points for happy. Message with stat info for more.
State trooper pulls an old man over for speeding and says "If you can make me laugh by telling me an excuse that I've never heard before I will let you go." The old man says to the trooper "well, about 7 years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you may have been trying to bring her back!" The trooper smiled and tipped his hat while saying "be careful and slow it down."
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