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Why do people join MnC? · · 106 likes

Are they bribed or held hostage?
I can’t see any other reason why somebody would willingly join such a bunch of idiots.
They are the laughing stock of Torn, get dirty bombed constantly and simply haven’t got a clue about how the game works.
I feel very sorry for anybody associated with MnC and hope that your luck changes for the better in the future.

Looking for a long term spouse · · 6 likes

I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last person remaining in Torn

Mental health · · 15 likes

Just a reminder that your mental health is important and that help is available for those who need it. Don’t keep it to yourself!

I am wondering if it may be worth creating a ‘support service’ where people can go to discuss any problems that they are having in Torn with a friendly person who can listen and help. This would be on a volunteer basis.

As it stands, I am happy to help anybody who needs it. Just message me!

PETITION TO REDISTRIBUTE TORN WEALTH · · 28 likes

The latest stats show that the wealthiest 1% in Torn possess 80% of the total money in the game. LETS REBEL AGAINST THIS AND PETITION FOR THIS WEALTH TO BE REDISTRIBUTED TO THE POOR.
Anybody possessing more than $2billion will have their networth halved and this money should be given to the poorest in Torn.

Minimum PC specs to play Torn · · 40 likes

Hello I have an i7 10900K and Torn is lagging. Do I need a better GPU as I only have a RTX 3060

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Selling Logistics Boosts ·

I have 15 remaining. $30m per boost, guaranteed within an hour of payment.

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

Looking for faction - only the best may message me

Petition to add tax into Torn · · 10 likes

Rated your account a -

Looking for a long term spouse · · 6 likes

I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last person remaining in Torn

Petition to add tax into Torn · · 26 likes

I propose that all employee wages are taxed at 20%, with the money going to Chedburn. I also propose that all item and property purchases are taxed at 20%, with the money going to Chedburn. This will ensure that Chedburn gets the money he deserves. Thank you.!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 147,261
  • Intelligence 71,196
  • Endurance 83,528
  • Total 301,985
Also +10 effectiveness merits. Current effectiveness +141 as Logistics Lumper.

Logistics Report Service ·

I am selling logistics reports for 30m each. I have a large number for sale and can provide instantly. Don’t miss out on the chance to boost your company effectiveness!

Minimum PC specs to play Torn · · 40 likes

Hello I have an i7 10900K and Torn is lagging. Do I need a better GPU as I only have a RTX 3060

Natty_Boh EXPOSED as Chicken Nugget FRAUD · · 16 likes

I can confirm that I was hired by Natty_Boh to troll the chicken nuggets team as Supreme Leader in order to distract from her terrible leadership skills and lack of effort on her part. I cannot hide this any longer as I feel ashamed for my actions, but not as ashamed as Natty should be.

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Chicken Nuggets: Out of Sauce · · 1 like

Supreme Leader does not approve of your weak leadership. You must go to the gulag.

If your username was a store ·

Donator packs

Elimination Leadership · · 2 likes

Happy to announce that I am the new leader of Chicken Nuggets. I will lead this nugg army forwards to greatness! Join today for amazing benefits like free daily Xanax, weapons and armour!

Petition to introduce toiletry needs into Torn ·

That's called a dictatorship and is frowned upon in modern society. You wouldn't know as you're stuck in the dark ages keeping your food in salt instead of a fridge

Petition to introduce toiletry needs into Torn ·

Everyone voting No on the poll must shit in a bucket in their moms basement

WE DID IT GUYS!!! · · 1 like

Nerd

Petition to introduce toiletry needs into Torn · · 1 like

Shut it nerd

WE DID IT GUYS!!! · · 1 like

MnC ARE DEAD!! i have worked so hard for this moment and am happy to announce that Carl SHIT HIS PANTS when i sent him my dirty bomb threat and decided to disband the faction!!

LETS GOOOOO, I told you!!

Petition to introduce toiletry needs into Torn ·

You couldn't face the truth and blocked me ya smurf

Petition to introduce toiletry needs into Torn · · 5 likes

Here is my idea: You must log in every 3 hours to use the toilet, or you will piss your pants in Torn. This would result in your armour being soiled and removed, requiring money to fix and weakening your defence. If you don't log in for 24 hours, you should shit yourself. This would result in the same, but an even higher 'dry cleaning bill' with the possibility of complete armour destruction.

Also, the more energy drinks you drink, the less time it takes to shit. Alcohol reduces login times to just 15 minutes, due to the real world effect of needing to piss.
Thoughts??

Warning: Avoid Nub Navy!!! THIEVES ·

It must have been the 1K guys that’s even worse on them for kicking me and stealing my money over such a minor issue