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Lots of Yellow Stoners! Best prices! · · 13 likes

Weapons and prices are visible in my bazaar.

Also looking to sell the whole lot for a wholesale price.

Last revised 3/29/2024.


Bonuses below.

Smurf: For every level under your opponent, you gain 1% extra damage dealt. (1%)
Obviously intended for people who hold their level. What you sacrifice in life, you gain in raw lethality. A level 15 using a 1% Smurf vs a level 100 can see a staggering 85% damage boost to offset the opponent's additional life.

Suppress: Applied debuff that causes the opponent to miss. (None currently)
It can be considered a form of parry. A % chance when firing to apply Suppressed, which causes your opponent to miss 25% of their attacks. Better for attacking aggressively than defending.

Warlord: Increased respect upon a final hit. (16%)
Obviously good for warring, improve your general respect gain, or use it specifically for a bonus to increase the respect gained dramatically.

Powerful: Increased damage. (17% and 18%)
Great for a no-frills bonus, just up your damage output overall. Very devastating weapon when it hits.

Specialist: Increased damage, but limited to 1 magazine. (22%)
An extended magazine and a recoil pad make this amazing. 1 magazine will last the whole fight. Best paired with incendiary ammo to increase damage further.

Puncture: Chance to ignore armor completely. (20%, 22%, and 23%)
Instead of Penetrate, where it's a flat reduction to the enemy's armor, this will completely bypass it, but it's a gamble for it to trigger.

Penetrate: Ignore a % of armor/damage mitigation. (25%, 26%, 28%, and 29%)
This increases the damage done to an armored opponent that would otherwise be blocked. Their armor is that % less effective compared to base. Pairs well with AP rounds.

Expose: Increased critical hit rate. (7%, 8%, and 9%)
You will hit the heart, neck, and head more often, leading to increased damage output. Best paired with a laser sight.

Cripple: Chance to reduce the opponent's dexterity by 25%, stacks up to 3 times. (21%, 22%, 24%, and 26%)
Useful if you're facing enemies that whore Dexterity, use smoke on you, or pop Tyrosine. Generally makes you more accurate and miss less often.

Deadeye: Increased critical damage. (30% and 33%)
Goes best with a laser, basically a damage boost you gamble for. Crits will hurt more.

Conserve: Less ammo is used to attack with. (25% and 26%)
This allows you to make more of a magazine and space your reloads further apart, or to use less of special ammo like Incendiary and Tracer.

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[AH] Round 1 of Adopt a Stoner, ends on 5/17! · · 12 likes

If you've paid any attention to the Stoner 96 market, you would know I've been the wayward home for stoners - buying up most of them from the auction house, then trying to sell them. I've been doing it so long I remember when they were 1b+, and I've tried to retain their value. I currently own more than 10% of all existing Stoners. Unfortunately, this shit is causing me stress and anxiety, so it's time for most of these stoners to find loving homes.

In Tim's words:
your bazaar is the sanctuary for homeless Stoners, should get yourself some tax relief selling those as its pretty much a charity holding the prices up for the rest of us xD


If you wanna help me out, put in a bid of at least 300m, or more if you're feeling generous. I will be doing batches of these stoners to reduce the amount of duplicates I have. I'll try to have one of a given bonus available for bidding. I've got ~40 of them to get through.

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Hopeless Mining Corp (3m mininum wage) · · 2 likes

Company named Hopeless Mining Corp, director hopes employees will stick around to 10 stars. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

 

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[AH] Round 2 of Adopt a Stoner, ends on 5/31! · · 4 likes

If you've paid any attention to the Stoner 96 market, you would know I've been the wayward home for stoners - buying up most of them from the auction house, then trying to sell them. I've been doing it so long I remember when they were 1b+, and I've tried to retain their value. I currently own more than 10% of all existing Stoners. Unfortunately, this shit is causing me stress and anxiety, so it's time for most of these stoners to find loving homes.

In Tim's words:
your bazaar is the sanctuary for homeless Stoners, should get yourself some tax relief selling those as its pretty much a charity holding the prices up for the rest of us xD


If you wanna help me out, put in a bid of at least 300m, or more if you're feeling generous. I will be doing batches of these stoners to reduce the amount of duplicates I have. I'll try to have one of a given bonus available for bidding. I've got ~40 of them to get through.

Thank you to the guys who helped me in Round 1: CAV, Lusty, and PastorDad.


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Stoners for days! Supp/Spec/Dead/Power/Cons · · 4 likes

Shit, you'd almost think it was 420 up in here with how many Stoners there are. wink

Suppress: 26% chance to suppress opponent. Suppression causes a 25% chance to miss future turns.
(Great for messing with people and just being a general nuisance to fight. Think of it like a universal Parry.)

Specialist: 20% increased damage but limited to 1 magazine.
(An extended magazine and a recoil pad make this amazing. 1 magazine will last the whole fight. Best paired with hollow points or incendiary ammo.)

Deadeye: 31% increase critical hit damage.
(Even more effective when coupled with a laser sight.)

Powerful: 18% increased damage.
(Great for a no-frills bonus, just up your damage output overall. Very devastating weapon when it hits.)

Conserve: 25% reduced ammo consumption.
(Combine this with a recoil pad to halve your ammo consumption - great for heavy use of incendiary rounds!)

Taking offers on any of them. Amazing general use machine guns - best in class! Available for viewing in my bazaar.


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My 1st year - 250b NW, 500m TBS! ·

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Question. From like january onwards, what did you do that allowed your networth to basically double within two months? Any particular recommendations for someone with ~30bil liquid? 

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STAY away from Wolf Pack - scammed months of PA. · · 10 likes

Someone managed to dig up this gem that I took August 4th of 2024. I took it cause of Tez crashing out over us leaving, but the bottom bit is more relevant to the thread. Did he actually redistribute PA payments? I dunno. But it wouldn't be the first time he broke a promise if he didn't. 

Food for thought.

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STAY away from Wolf Pack - scammed months of PA. · · 7 likes

Yeah. All of them were good, don't get me wrong, but once Justine left I knew our home was in ruins. She is an extremely good leader and I miss having her around. I would've followed her if I wasn't one of the reasons Haven even got off the ground. 

Hopeless Mining Corp (3m mininum wage) · · 2 likes

Company named Hopeless Mining Corp, director hopes employees will stick around to 10 stars. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

 

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STAY away from Wolf Pack - scammed months of PA. · · 17 likes

This is a pattern of behavior that's consistent with Tez, and if you know Tez you know he is very egotistic, and can be fairly manipulative. I guess he could be considered a scammer if we consider him holding onto assets of people he doesn't like as scamming, but money isn't what motivates him. It's pride. 

 

In the time I spent with Wolf Pack, which was most of my torn career, I served primarily under Justine, Krystal, Tranq, Owlvanna, and a few others. Tez was always the owner, but he wasn't necessarily our leader - he was our strongest warrior. He'd often guest in other factions, and ran WP Revival (before he sold it). He wasn't perfect, nobody is, and he had anger issues from time to time. But, as a family, we got along.

 

He has long held a grudge against JFK (though he would certainly dispute this), and saw himself as a defender of the weak. The catalyst for causing so many people to leave was one of pragmatism. Most were not interested in pursuing a blood feud, and Tez wanted to pull out all the stops. He lashed out at anyone that got in his way. Papa Tez was willing to burn the faith and trust we had placed in him up to that point. For us, the pack made the faction. For Tez, the faction was simply a means to an end. 

 

I don't hate Tez. I looked up to him. He was our hero. But he had told us the wolves were what mattered, and proved through his actions he didn't truly believe that. It was an empty promise. Anyone who has been let down by their leaders understands this pain. Wolf Pack isn't the same faction it was 2 years ago. It's a shadow of its former self.

 

Edit: Apparently Tez didn't even do much leading in Revival either. Set up the leadership then bailed. I wasn't in Revival so I didn't know til just now. My bad.

STAY away from Wolf Pack - scammed months of PA. · · 21 likes

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For those who know. 

Selling Marauder Set, good mask and body! ·

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Selling a full set of Marauder armor. 

Mask: 41.01% quality 42.05 armor 6% bonus
Body: 33.66% quality 53.68 armor 7% bonus
Pants: 8.51% quality 52.43 armor 4% bonus
Gloves: 7.84% quality 52.39 armor 2% bonus
Boots: 3.95% quality 52.20 armor 2% bonus

The mask and body in particular have surprisingly high quality relative to other pieces on the market. 

Looking for 9bil or your best offer. I will not sell the pieces individually, only as a set. Items will only be considered if overpaying, cash is vastly preferred.